Make your own evil plan XD

[Big D]

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Post your evil plans!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must smash New York. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[Khan]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

[Cyborg]

    Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must desecrate the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must demonstrate your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

[Mihail]

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must sabotoge Fort Knox. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[exatreide]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to leave, amazed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge Fort Knox. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

[Arvenier]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must obliterate that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

[Andrew]

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a superman. This will cause the world to choke on their food, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must steal the Town's Water Supply. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

The first 2 paragraphs don't make much sense. :)

[Tako]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your opening of the seven seals, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

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OOPs I did it again told my plns O hell I can still ride the rolarcoaster

[DukeLeto]

    Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to leave, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must vaporize the White House. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must let loose your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[Dante]

Been there, done that...

[Kiyouta]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a town mascot. This will cause the world to choke on their food, stunned by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

;D

[Super-ness]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must smash the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to  name you evil man/woman of the year.

[thomas]

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, terrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must steal United Nations. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must release your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

[nemafakei]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all (how to spell).

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rock star (Most, if not all are expendable). This will cause the world to sit up and take notice (apart from those who don't care and can probably spell correctly anyway), unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a medi(a)eval castle, a mysterious place of unrival(l)ed dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances ("Oh, my god my email is down!"), as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual (known as grammar), bringing about a 1984 (grammatical) police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fear (though not in any dictionary definition), and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear (of being corrected).

[Megashrap]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a news reporter. This will cause the world to choke on their food, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this ripe b@stard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

[Anathema]

Mediocre.

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, confused by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

[Dunenewt]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan !

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must demonstrate your doomsday device, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

[Beonid]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

[Dragoon Knight]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first devour a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must vaporize United Nations. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must send forth your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[Acriku]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan !

    Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a police chief. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of philipino thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must release your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

[Edric O]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must steal the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

[Tako]

that was a more original one edric! good job

though it does really sound like you ;D

just kidding ::)

[Anathema]

It's kinda fun if you purposefully make bizarre combinations...like this!

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan !

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, confused by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

[veK]

    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first clone a scientist. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, frightened by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must activate your doomsday device, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

[lowzeewee]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.