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  1. What a disappointing month. I am outta here. So long!
  2. No, I log straight into the forums and don't read the news
  3. 355 posts in 3 days. At this rate, I have 27 days left on this forum. ;D
  4. lowzeewee


    Dune fans : Star Wars phobia KGA : Homophobia
  5. lowzeewee

    Earth Hour

    Let's all kill ourselves then. Suicide pact, anyone?
  6. Alright, I'll raise the bar. 5000 posts this month or I am out!
  7. lowzeewee

    Earth Hour

    I don't see the point of it all. During the one hour, they might as well have done their urination outside, drank only rainwater, turned off all cell phones, and cook directly with fire wood.
  8. lowzeewee


    Captain Diego Montoya Garcia, of the spanish Armada flagship "Quando" was on the deck one day when his first mate ran up to him and cried "Captain! There's an enemy ship on the horizon!" Captain Diego turned a calm eye to his mate and said "Bring me my red shirt." The first mate ran and got the captains red shirt, which he put on. A fierce battle raged and the Quando was victorious. After the battle, the first mate asked the captain "Sir, why do you don a red shirt before battle?" The captain yawned bravely and said "If I am wounded in battle, the men will not see me bleeding, and they will be inspired." The mate was in awe of his wise captain. Just then, another crewman ran up to the captain and cried "Captain! There are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!" The captain turned to his first mate and ordered "Bring me my brown pants."
  9. Damn it, the post count is going over 4000. :(
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