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Wolf

Wolf

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Konyechno, just give me a little while to find out where I had written down/what book I found it in (I have one of those old-school, "500 Anekdotii" books), though, to be honest, there are literally millions of Soviet-era policeman jokes, it might take a while.

chatfsh

chatfsh

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But the son exclaims, "Father, you don't understand, I got five bucks for a duck, a duck for five bucks, a f--k for a duck, a duck for a f--k, and I still have the f--king duck!"

Wolf, two dirty jokes on a Sunday?  Heathen! ;)

Two economists were having a discussion; one of them was an evolutionary economist.

Economist:  What impact did the French Revolution have on the world economy?

Evolutionary:  Too early to tell.

Trust me, it

Dunenewt

Dunenewt

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How many Fritzls does it take to change a cellar light bulb?

With the amount of fingers those kids must have, not many.

They ripped another week of Elizabeth Fritzl's diary in court the other day.

MONDAY: Stayed in. Dad came down and fucked me.

TUESDAY: Stayed in. Dad shagged me again.

WEDNESDAY: Stayed in. Dad screwed me doggy style.

THURSDAY: Stayed in. Dad banged me bent over a desk.

FRIDAY: Stayed in. Dad did me from behind.

SATURDAY: Went to watch Man City play. Wish I'd stayed in.

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gunner154

gunner154

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Ahaha, I've seen that pop up on one of these threads on FED2k before. It was split into the planning and implementation scenes. This version at least puts them together.

Great to see again!

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Mahdi

Mahdi

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After the failure of this T-001 prototype, Skynet decided to use a less subtle approach.

I wonder if Bender built that one....

veK

veK

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Getting a little bit dirty now:

A husband comes home from work with a bunch of flowers.

The wife says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now".

The husband answers: "Why, don't you have a vase?"

A rich man and a poor man are talking about what they gave their wives for christmas.

The rich man says: "I bought her a necklace with diamonds and also a porsche. If she doesn't like the necklace she can drive to the jewler to return it with her new porsche and still be happy".

"That's nice" the poor man says. "I got mine a cooking pot and a dildo".

"Why" the rich man asks wondering about these presents.

The poor man answers "Because if she is not happy about the cooking pot I can tell her to go f*** herself"

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