Which dictator are you?

Edric O · July 30, 2003

Bring out your inner dictator with this online test! :D

http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

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This is me:

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star... but hey, it's a start!

exatreide · July 30, 2003

This is me

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

gryphon · July 30, 2003

You are Fidel Edric O ? .. somehow that doesn't supprise me. . .. ;)

never gues what I am. .

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact

Acriku · July 30, 2003

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

quoudam72 · July 30, 2003

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

Andrew · July 30, 2003

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!

I got the same person. :( Don't even know who he is.

Inoculator9 · July 30, 2003

LMAO! I couldn't think of anything :P So... I just popped in the least mean sounding things... and Ex, you're a bastardo!

Well.. their brilliant code fucked up, so.. I got Tony Blair :P

Dante · July 30, 2003

You don't know who Mugabe is? You need to do some research... I got him as well. What a shame, I thought I was more subtle than that...

Still, there were some answers there that just didn't fit in with my policies...

Anathema · July 30, 2003

Hmmm...

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star

Duncan_ghola · July 30, 2003

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

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eh im not sure if i did this right but i guess im sort of like hitler, neither of us has a beard

nemafakei · July 30, 2003

Damnit, I got Blair!

Though mainly because I said that all my enemies would too likely be in-fighting, rather than choosing options involving violence.

Andrew, how can you not know who Mugabe is?!

Duncan_ghola · July 30, 2003

mugabe the african/terrorist the leader of the african veterans or something?

Inoculator9 · July 30, 2003

LOL! Me and Nema are Blair! That makes me feel all squishy inside!

quoudam72 · July 30, 2003

The rest of you are just mere dictators I am specially creative with my dictatorship. :P

BTW

For those who do not know who Robert Mugabe here is some information click this link http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Mugabe

Duncan_ghola · July 30, 2003

whos the current president in south africa? the only name that comes to mind is mendelof

Seal89999 · July 30, 2003

"You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared! "

uhhhh, good thing im not a dictator or I would be forced to shoot myself in selfpitty and shame.

ordos45 · July 31, 2003

Saddam as well! The Americans still haven't gotten me haha!

Vanguard3000 · July 31, 2003

I am Fidel Castro, which is good. I consider myself to be quite the upstanding guy.

ExSPlug · July 31, 2003

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

SurlyPIG · July 31, 2003

Wha??? :O

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power

The_Sadukar · July 31, 2003

I got Blair too, but then again I would prefer to rise to power by democratic means.

nampigai · July 31, 2003

I got Blair too. Don't really want to be a dictator.

Robert Mugabe is the dictator in Zimbabwe

Nyarlathotep · July 31, 2003

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact

Hawat · July 31, 2003

Nasty... Mullah Omar, and that only because i chose the answers randomly...

"Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!"

VigilVirus · July 31, 2003

Joseph Stalin

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

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