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200 ways you know your obsessed with dune


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131) You regurally visit a Dune fan site, consistant of freaky characters just like you ;)

132) You get confused when somebody mentions "the real world"

133) You spill your "spice" coffee from your Dune mug on your Dune pencil sharper on your Dune desk at work

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135)You try to pull an earthworm's teeth out

136)You challenge members of our family to duels so that they can't be emperor when your dad dies

137)You think nuclear testing should end because it's against the great convention

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139) You start a worm farm and try to make them big so u can ride them.

140) When your gf is nacked in front you, and you say:"not now, i am playing".

141) Playing Emperor as an excuse to relax.

142) Know more then 10 people who play online and post in these threads.

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I've posted in threads the same as this sooo many times but anyway...

143) You order your brother around calling him a suboid

144) You kill any small pale skinned people calling them 'Dirty Tleilaxu'

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don't you know fnord it's everything and nothing, and the reason why ducks don't eat trees.

145) you have 3 theorys about prositutes

145 a) either they are revered mother who need the mony they eran to by more spice

145b) or they are normal BG out gathering new genes

145c) or mayby they are BG resing founds for the breeding program

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148) (As a reply to Sard v1.3)

The stock market fails and is taken over by the Barron himself, Bill Gates, the next day you die trying to kill Bill gates, but unfourtunitly he has too many windows in his office and simply opens one letting the poisin gas go free, and a year later your freind, who now smuggles drugs illgaly, starts blaming himself for the fall of the Atraties, I mean the stockmarket.

149) you take the time to think of 148

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151) A semi runs by and shakes the ground as you walk in the sand, and you break for the nearest rock.

152) You scold every poor blind person you see.

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