jacobdouds Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before.2. The Enterprise goes to a visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly fine.3. Some of the crew uses the holodeck, and it works properly.4. The crew of The Enterprise discovers a totally new life-form, which later turns out to be rather a well-known old life-form just wearing a funny hat.5. The crew of The Enterprise is struck by a mysterious plague, for which the only cure can be found in the well-stocked Enterprise sick bay.6. The captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people, which is made a great deal easier by the Star Fleet Prime Directive7. The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without a serious incident.8. An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface with the Enterprise's computer, only to find out it has forgotten to bring the right leads.9. A power surge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly trained and competent engineering staff.10.The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put it on trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edric O Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Can I post more?21. The Enterprise meets a new alien race that is actually morally *superior* to humans.22. A non-politically correct episode.23. Someone uses a toilet. :)24. The Captain dies.25. The Captain retires.26. A routine mission does not go wrong.27. The senior staff is not exclusively human or vulcan. (I mean, what about all the other races in the Federation? Don't they have any ships?)Edit: Sorry... numbers are fixed now. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobdouds Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ow you, you wrote that when i was still typing. Evil robot.11. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence, which they easily pacify by offering it some sweets.12. The Enterprise visits an earth type planet called "paradise" where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly as it seems.13. A major Starfleet emergancy breaks out near The Enterprise, but fortunately, some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.14. The Enterprise is involved in a bizzare time-warp experience which is in some way unconnected with the late twentieth century.15. Kirk (or Riker) falls in loe with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn't tragically seperated from her at the end of the episode.16. Counselor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious.17. The warp engines start playing up a bit, but seem to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from boy genius Wesly Crusher.18. Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy goof, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change.19. Spock (or Data) is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.20. Things that are new or in some way unexpected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 28. They go to where no man has gone before, and actually do not run into anyone.29. Somebody tells that annoying EMH doctor to shut up.30. An alien takes possesion of one of the crew members, the other crew call him/her a witch and burn him/her.31. They actually follow orders from Starfleet command32. When they don't, they are actually punished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timenn Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 You are talking about the series I hope, otherwise a lot won't be true33. There happens something very strange what ISN'T a small thing in the end34. Every crew member has a role in the same episode35. An episode without boring conversation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethan Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 36. something weird doesn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeLeto Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 37. The forehead on the Klingons actually STAYS THE SAME from series to series.38. Kirk meets a girl he does NOT like. (I swear, the man is perverted!)39: "Captain, you'd better beam down here! Your wife's gone off the deep end!" (Got it from another site. Some of you'll understand.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacobdouds Posted August 30, 2002 Author Share Posted August 30, 2002 Everyone on the ship suddenly forgets how to count to 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeLeto Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 20, 40, what's the diff? ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 41. The red shirts make it to the end.42. They meet an enemy that can out-punch them and immediately kill them. 43. An ugly lady shows up as a lead actor for the show. 44. An alien without a mouth to kiss on is in distress (poor Kirk). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vidiware Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 45. They crash lands on dune46. They are attacked by X-Wing squadrons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 47. they dont blame something on the romulans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 48. Spock, Kirk and Bones goes out on strange planet without some none-important mamber of crew, that can die first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostHunter Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 49) They get some real guns besides those annoying little hand gun laser things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 50. A space battle occurs, where no Starfleet Extras are killed! :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 51. The ship blows up with everyone on it ending the series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Supposed to be only 20 but oh well.52.LTA Worf dies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Cheat_Lord Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 53) When they use phasers, they don't set them on STUN.54) They use the wrong ship in the scenes and you see a Millenium Falcon instead55) Same as above but with a Guild Frigate56) Same as above but with a Guild Heighliner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 57) Another ship is positioned upside down (stupid this never happens) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rigel6669 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 The enterprise crew visiting arrakis and some being attacked by the emperor worm ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 Or landing in general ;)Oh wait, they did land once, but it was their last one ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakgab Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 How about one on starwars?The good guys face a bad guy army that doesn't have an immensely stupid weaknesses (small port that's just big enough for a torp to go through and destroy entire ship, no chamber leading to faulty power block that the bad guy KNEW was faulty, no wide open entrance into most important section of the flagship that controls the entire bad guy army,e.t.c)Speaking of x-wings attacking the enterprise... Starwars is owned by fighters whereas Startrek is owned by starships... it would be entertaining to see a mix of the two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted January 30, 2003 Share Posted January 30, 2003 -Someone installs circuit breakers in the ships consoles, so that they don't explode so often. ::) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeLeto Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 58. The ship is hit and Picard doesn't go flying around the bridge like he was on a trampoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exatreide Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 Someone in a red shirt dosnt die in a battle scene... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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