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lowzeewee

lowzeewee

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That wasn't even funny at all, as much as it was meant to be!

- Yo mama is so fat, that when she stepped onto a weighing scale, it said "To be continued".

- Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

- Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

- Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

- Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!".

- Yo mama so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

- Yo mama so fat, when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Phoenix

Phoenix

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often those cars have 2 wheels next to each other..

so the steering weels are single,

but the 4 wheels you have visual, have all 1 wheel next to them..

which look like this from the botom..

= =  -

= =  -

- Yo mama is so fat,

That she needs a map to whipe her ass

That when she jumps up, she get stuck between the earth and the mars..

That when she is tanning on the beach, people of Green Peace come, and try to roll her back into the sea...

  • 1 month later...
lowzeewee

lowzeewee

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

drahgoon

drahgoon

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that... is... just... funny... *falls off seat laughing...* i m not sure if i have said this one yet, but n e ways... 2 rednecks are sitting in a bar. one looks at the other, and says, "i slept with you mother." the bartender and a few people overhear it, and look at the second redneck, to see if he does anything. he does nothing. so the first one yells at the top of his lungs, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!" the second one says, "go home dad your dunk..." rofl... i just think  that ones funny...

  • 3 weeks later...

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