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A very funny real-life story, which happened with one of my chums. He went to London with his class for a trip. On the third day, he and his pals visited a teahouse.

When the waiter came, the guy asked for a dingleberry-tea.

The waiter was most suprised, and the guy replied his wish for a dingleberry-tea in a louder voice.

Just imagine...

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A very funny real-life story, which happened with one of my chums. He went to London with his class for a trip. On the third day, he and his pals visited a teahouse.

When the waiter came, the guy asked for a dingleberry-tea.

The waiter was most suprised, and the guy replied his wish for a dingleberry-tea in a louder voice.

Just imagine...

Is this "joke" meant to make people confused?
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Yes, literally !

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Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was... : "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because...:

In Africa they didn't know what " food " means.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what " honest " means.

In Western Europe they didn't know what " shortage " means.

In China they didn't know what " opinion " means.

In the Middle East they didn't know what " solution" means.

In South America they didn't know what " please " means.

In the USA they didn't know what " the rest of the world " means.

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The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered

an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired his full

benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between

any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to select

any pair of points he wished.

The first man, an Air Force general, accepted.

He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the

tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the

tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with

a

check for $960,000.

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to

measure, he told the pension man ...

"From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might

like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals

had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that

would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the

measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He

did.

The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's

penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your

testicles?"

The general replied, "In Vietnam."

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