erjin999 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 You should have posted it then !Or did you not think it worthy ? ::) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Come on now put your handbags away and play nice... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reactor Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 A very funny real-life story, which happened with one of my chums. He went to London with his class for a trip. On the third day, he and his pals visited a teahouse.When the waiter came, the guy asked for a dingleberry-tea. The waiter was most suprised, and the guy replied his wish for a dingleberry-tea in a louder voice.Just imagine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted November 27, 2005 Author Share Posted November 27, 2005 ??? WTF is a DINGLE-berry??? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 A very funny real-life story, which happened with one of my chums. He went to London with his class for a trip. On the third day, he and his pals visited a teahouse.When the waiter came, the guy asked for a dingleberry-tea. The waiter was most suprised, and the guy replied his wish for a dingleberry-tea in a louder voice.Just imagine...Is this "joke" meant to make people confused? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reactor Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Dingleberry = a piece of dried-up faeces stucked in the anus hair...My friend have mixed up it with raspberry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted November 27, 2005 Author Share Posted November 27, 2005 Oh SHIT ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erjin999 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Yes, literally !http://www.blueinc.net/fun_cartoons.html <=- A site with a couple of pics that are funny. Heres a few of them:<img src="http://www.blueinc.net/images/viral/cartoon3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /><=-=><img src="http://www.blueinc.net/images/viral/cartoon4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /><=-=><img src="http://www.blueinc.net/images/viral/cartoon15.jpg" alt="" border="0" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner154 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 The Moses one was awesome. Damnit. IT'S FRIGGIN' AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was... : "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because...: In Africa they didn't know what " food " means. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what " honest " means. In Western Europe they didn't know what " shortage " means. In China they didn't know what " opinion " means. In the Middle East they didn't know what " solution" means. In South America they didn't know what " please " means. In the USA they didn't know what " the rest of the world " means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 I knew that one :) very good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 http://www.yuksrus.com/kcobain.htmlMuhaha, I just got a shot of laughter after reading that one. It nearly blew my head off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 Err... in-related american jokes... Some are funny but most of them I simply cannot understand without the context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectral Paladin Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offeredan early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired his fullbenefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line betweenany two points on the general's body, with the general getting to selectany pair of points he wished.The first man, an Air Force general, accepted.He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to thetip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from thetip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out withacheck for $960,000.When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where tomeasure, he told the pension man ..."From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my testicles."The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general mightlike to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generalshad received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said thatwould be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do themeasuring.The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. Hedid.The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general'spenis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are yourtesticles?"The general replied, "In Vietnam." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 LOOOOL :D That's a rich man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erjin999 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Hahaha, nice one ! I should have seen it coming ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 http://www.csp.navy.mil/news/phhol05.htmlSomewhat serious...apparently the Navy has nothing better to do than put inflatable Santa and friends on a Nuclear Attack Sub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Let them have some fun... It's not easy being away from home and family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Dunno how much fun is being had in the top photo, it looks like he's holding on to Santa not to fall off the sub. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 Well, he'll have a story to tell thekids when he reutrns home: Santa saved me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megashrap Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Oxymoron'sAct naturallyHappily marriedMicrosoft WorksHoly warFound missingResident alienMinor CatastropheAffordable housingNear missGreat depressionCanadian armyPhone sexUnited nationsAdvanced BASICGenuine imitationDeath benefitsAirline FoodWomen's rightsGood griefSame differenceAlmost exactlySensitive manGovernment organizationEverything exceptCivil WarGood kidSanitary landfillAlone togetherLegally drunkSilent screamBritish fashionLiving deadSmall crowdBusiness ethicsSoft rockButt HeadMilitary IntelligenceSoftware documentationNew York cultureNew classicSweet sorrowChildproof"Now, then"Synthetic natural gasChristian ScientistsPassive aggressiveTaped liveClearly misunderstoodPeace forceExtinct LifeTemporary tax increaseNew and improvedComputer jockPlastic glassesTerribly pleasedComputer securityPolitical scienceTight slacksDefinite maybePretty uglyTwelve-ounce pound cakeDiet ice creamRap musicWorking vacationExact estimateReligious toleranceFreezer BurnHonest PoliticianJumbo ShrimpLoners ClubPostal Service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erjin999 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Nice one scarman. Some of those are brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyouta Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 And some most of those aren't even oxymorons.And it's oxymorons... not oxymoron's. Moron. :-Nice post though. :PHave it your way. Shit post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megashrap Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Well, it's not my work...so deal with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erjin999 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Word 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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