Anathema Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 In a daunting effort to filter society of corrupt capitalist influence, the NK government has taken it on itself to start campaign against long and sloppy haircuts.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erjin999 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Hair we can see a government gone crazy... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 I'm tempted to go there and flaunt my lengthened locks. But then I'm weird like that.Although in comparison, perhaps such a move by the government is even weirder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyouta Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 I don't blame em. And hey, they might actually have more of a chance in winning this war than that other one they wanted to start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edric O Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Ha ha, last year's news. ;) Literally - look at the date (Saturday, 8 January, 2005).Someone posted it a year ago on one of the socialist forums I visit. We came up with a cunning plan to build up an army of supersoldiers with ideologically correct haircuts AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Leaf Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Well, the Dutch National Emporium capitalists will still beat the socialist army with ideologically correct hair cuts, and then take over the world. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 I thought it looked familiar, as I read the same thing a while ago. Didn't want to say anything though. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edric O Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Well, the Dutch National Emporium capitalists will still beat the socialist army with ideologically correct hair cuts, and then take over the world. ;)Our agents have already infiltrated the Netherlands, and are giving the Dutch ideologically correct haircuts as we speak. Soon, they will all be mindless zombies under our control!You see, the haircuts are actually designed to tune in your brain to our secret brainwashing frequency. They are the latest in a long line of evil communist mind control devices! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNWOUNDS Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy. you gotta be F'n kidding me... no wonder the United States rules the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 So, NK has the Party and the drones.... err... population, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edric O Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.Clearly, we should all go bald. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Oh the joy of being bald... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 well, we americans shall grow hippie hair, effectively shiedling us from your communist mind control destructo-rays :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 North Korea... Communist freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edric O Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 You think it's just a coincidence that so many communists were bald?Stalin almost blew his cover by not going bald, but Mao and Khruschev learned from his mistake. :D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Their minds just blew off the hair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caid Ivik Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 You think it's just a coincidence that so many communists were bald?Stalin almost blew his cover by not going bald, but Mao and Khruschev learned from his mistake. :D ;Dhm...[attachment archived by Gobalopper] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Leaf Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Now I see it coming. The Dutch Emporium capitalists are doomed to fall under the communist world domination. I have to hope my now-overgrowing hair shields me from the mindrays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunner154 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Would headwear help? ::) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Leaf Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Probably, especially if you wear a cap made of foil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erjin999 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A wig of real human hair on top of your own hair would prove to be the ultimate defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 If we had no heads it would be safer. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema Posted January 9, 2006 Author Share Posted January 9, 2006 Latest news: the Dutch government has declared state of emergency and every man, woman and child is issued a tin foiled hat, decorated with wigs made of real human hair, and chicken feathers. Anybody who refuses to wear his protective headgear is most likely brainwashed already, and will be done a last favour by being lined up and shot (to let them live would be cruel)Jaap de Hoop Scheffer, Dutch head of the NATO, ensures us that appropriate action will be taken against North Korea and Romania and does not rule out the use of nuclear weapons.May God bless us all (except the commies) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 All Romaniana are forced to eat chocolate and use the aluminium foil to make protective hats. The use of ornamental feathers is not admitted due to the aviar flu danger. Instead we use wool.Awaiting reaction from Dutch officials :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 You think it's just a coincidence that so many communists were bald?But didn't the Russian leaders all go bald - hair - bald - hair etc. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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