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North Korea wages war on long hair cuts

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Dante

Dante

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I'm tempted to go there and flaunt my lengthened locks. But then I'm weird like that.

Although in comparison, perhaps such a move by the government is even weirder...

Edric O

Edric O

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Ha ha, last year's news. ;) Literally - look at the date (Saturday, 8 January, 2005).

Someone posted it a year ago on one of the socialist forums I visit. We came up with a cunning plan to build up an army of supersoldiers with ideologically correct haircuts AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :D

Edric O

Edric O

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Well, the Dutch National Emporium capitalists will still beat the socialist army with ideologically correct hair cuts, and then take over the world. ;)

Our agents have already infiltrated the Netherlands, and are giving the Dutch ideologically correct haircuts as we speak. Soon, they will all be mindless zombies under our control!

You see, the haircuts are actually designed to tune in your brain to our secret brainwashing frequency. They are the latest in a long line of evil communist mind control devices!

GUNWOUNDS

GUNWOUNDS

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It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

you gotta be F'n kidding me... no wonder the United States rules the world. 

Edric O

Edric O

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It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

Clearly, we should all go bald. :D

Edric O

Edric O

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You think it's just a coincidence that so many communists were bald?

baldcommies.jpg

Stalin almost blew his cover by not going bald, but Mao and Khruschev learned from his mistake.

  :D  ;D

Caid Ivik

Caid Ivik

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You think it's just a coincidence that so many communists were bald?

baldcommies.jpg

Stalin almost blew his cover by not going bald, but Mao and Khruschev learned from his mistake.

  :D  ;D

hm...

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Jack Leaf

Jack Leaf

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Now I see it coming. The Dutch Emporium capitalists are doomed to fall under the communist world domination. I have to hope my now-overgrowing hair shields me from the mindrays!

Anathema

Anathema

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Latest news: the Dutch government has declared state of emergency and every man, woman and child is issued a tin foiled hat, decorated with wigs made of real human hair, and chicken feathers. Anybody who refuses to wear his protective headgear is most likely brainwashed already, and will be done a last favour by being lined up and shot (to let them live would be cruel)

Jaap de Hoop Scheffer, Dutch head of the NATO, ensures us that appropriate action will be taken against North Korea and Romania and does not rule out the use of nuclear weapons.

May God bless us all (except the commies)

Davidu

Davidu

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All Romaniana are forced to eat chocolate and use the aluminium foil to make protective hats. The use of ornamental feathers is not admitted due to the aviar flu danger. Instead we use wool.

Awaiting reaction from Dutch officials :D

Khan

Khan

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You think it's just a coincidence that so many communists were bald?

But didn't the Russian leaders all go bald - hair - bald - hair etc. ?

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