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Khan

Khan

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Big Arse.

Titan (big) Uranus (butt or a name of a planet ot thereabouts).

See I thought that at first but then it seemed to make more sense reading titan as tighten.

  • 2 weeks later...
jeff2429

jeff2429

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The first one I just said Ha, and moved on.  The second picture refers to the saying, "At the end of every rainbow, there's a pot of gold."

erjin999

erjin999

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Now what's so funny about these?

I dont hosnestly belive you didnt find those funny! I laughed even though it was jeffnoob who posted them.

And the last one takes the pee. Nice stuff Jeffyboy.

Acriku

Acriku

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She'll be crying all the way to the bank now, after grabbing a million-dollar interview with Today and selling pictures just after the incarceration.

... somehow I've lost the punchline in this sad joke of affairs.

Andrew

Andrew

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A billionaire heiress is making 1 million in an interview. oh noes!

I wouldn't be surprised if the media paid her to be the way she is. She sells. Just like anna nicole.

Anyone notice when flicking through the channels that every single night entertainment tonight always has stuff about anna nicole or her baby/father on? Every single night.

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jeff2429

jeff2429

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There's a man at a bar with his friends. He's depressed because his longtime girlfriend left him for a woman, and his friends are encouraging him to get another girl. They point out an attractive woman who just entered the bar, and convince him to ask her out.

He goes up to her, and asks "Do you mind if I buy you a drink?" and she says, rather loudly, so the whole bar can hear her, "Get away from me you pervert, I'm not looking for random sex tonight!" Embarrassed, he returns to his table, depressed as ever.

The woman feels sorry for him, so she goes over and says, "I apologize for my reaction. You see, I am a psychology major, and I need to study the effects of public humiliation on random people."

The man stands up, and says rather loudly, so the whole bar can hear, "What do you mean 200 dollars?"

  • 2 weeks later...
jeff2429

jeff2429

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During a visit to a local psychiatric treatment center, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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