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erjin999

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So I am not being unreasonable here ? her right bicep is a little bigger then it would normally be expect for a feminine young lady to have ? I posted it in the jokes thread cos it seemed like a joke to me :P

Jack Leaf

Jack Leaf

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So I am not being unreasonable here ? her right bicep is a little bigger then it would normally be expect for a feminine young lady to have ? I posted it in the jokes thread cos it seemed like a joke to me :P

I'm not sure if she's that feminine anymore. Like my sister, who is able to fight three guys and win.  :P

Andrew

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Dont you hate it when women have more muscles then you ? :P

I am not the biggest build guy. This is the real real.com site. Does she have bigger arms then normal or am I feeling strange after my bout of life threatening cold ?

http://uk.real.com/realmusic/?&src=ppc_google_realmusic_uk_player

She more than likely goes to the gym. Wouldn't take much to get arms like that, especially if she was into some sports.

But her left arm (elbow to hand) looks smaller than the right one. Also smaller than her left forearm.

Davidu

Davidu

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It is very good for a woman to be able to defend herself... but to look like a wrestler... jeez, it scares the sh*t out of me.

Jack Leaf

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But guess what's really funny?

You restart your computer when it's starting up and then it enters the BIOS. Then you understand you can't use your keyboard because you just plugged it out. Ohh, the joys of high tech...

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Jack Leaf

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Utter irony. The slogan seems fake though. It doesn't seem to be scanned like the picture.

Gunner; Of course the slogan has been added afterwards; "Take a look at this picture of Tokyo Water Park where their slogan reads..."

gunner154

gunner154

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Gunner; Of course the slogan has been added afterwards; "Take a look at this picture of Tokyo Water Park where their slogan reads..."

Good point. But then again, it depends on what I referred to by slogan. A slogan is a subset of a caption, I believe?

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lowzeewee

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Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring

drahgoon

drahgoon

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a skeleton walks in to a bar. he asks for a beer, and a mop.

two rednecks are sitting at a bar. the older one leans over to the other one and says, "i slept with your mother." a few of the other people in the bar over hear it and see what the other guy is going to do. and he does nothing. the older one yells, "i slept with your mother!" the whole bar hears it, and they all get ready for the impending fight. the second guy says, "go home dad your drunk."

Davidu

Davidu

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A joke I recelty heard:

A: American Navy

S: Spaniards

S: Juan Pablo speaking, I suggest you turn 15 degrees to avoid collision with us.

A: This is Captain John Smith speaking, I suggest YOU change course 15 degrees to avoid collision.

S: We are very sorry but we cannot do that. Please change course 15 degrees, distance is critical, 25 miles.

A: This is John Smith, Captain of the carrier USS "Lincoln", second ship as size in the US Navy, and we are being ecorted by two cruisers and one submarine, I do not SUGGEST, I ORDER you to change course 15 degrees to avoid collision, or we will have to take measures.

S: I am Juan Pablo Mendez, I cannot comly with your order because I am a LIGHTHOUSE, we're two people, a dog and a parrot that is currently sleeping, and I have no idea how I rank amongst the spanish lighthouse service. You can take whatever fucking measures you want, but unless you will change course 15 degrees you will crush into the rocks near the shore.

Megashrap

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This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

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