Joke

[Tako]

a man walks into a castle and askes the owner: "I ve heard that this castle is haunted" The owner replies "nonses I've never seen a gost here and I've been living here for the last 500 years!"

studenr: "sir can we open the window please?"

teacher"Why"

student: "I always sleep with an open window "

just above the door of an canibal:

"nice to eat you!"

person A goes from A to B with 175 km/ph

person B goes from B to A with 200 km/ph

where do they meet?

[hide]in the hospital[/hide]

again not funny:

a junky calling himsaelf a hot shot

a soccer player without a goal in his life

walking in a gernman shoe-shop and asking for a size 40-45

greating a pilot with "HI Jack"

[ordos45]

http://www.wiseass.org/files/Jesus.swf

[Khan]

That was probably the funniest thing in this thread.

[The_Sadukar]

Indeed ;D

[Andrew]

Sorry I didn't get it. :(

[Dunenewt]

I thought it made some good points.

[Davidu]

Wow, those guys are really mad at life. But it is well made. lol

[Kiyouta]

Jesus thing was funny, only cos of the random Terrance and Philip comment ;D

[Acriku]

Even President Bush has his own MSN Hotmail account  ;D

[Tako]

now that's fuinny!! liked it very much shame you can not open the mails...

[Dunenewt]

Maybe they'll make on like that in the future, would be a good idea.

[Davidu]

LOL. Yeah, too bad you can't open the mail.

[Kiyouta]

Good stuff ;D

[ordos45]

I agree with Mrs. Cheney...12 months is enough.  And don't worry Andrew, you really had to see a few hundred attack ads during the Election Season to get the full effect, among which was the voice being eerily similar to the voice on Bush's real attack ads.

Now...someone sent me the following link and I found it hilarious:

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/  (Requires Quicktime)

[Andrew]

Yah that jesus action figure is funny. Seen it before. :)

[Dragoon Knight]

BAAAAAAH ha ha haaa... :D

[Terror]

Hahah, i have seen most things but not this one. It is truly good :) . I would like a jesus christ action figure myself. See! I'm religious!

[ordos45]

I have a Jesus Bobble Head by my monitor.

[Acriku]

I bought a Jesus action figure (came with wheels!) for my friend's dad (their whole family is atheist so the irony was extreme) and it had arm whipping action and everything. From Spencer's I think.

[Kiyouta]

This advert is on the MSN.co.uk website atm:

Makes me chuckle. ;D

I'm too scared to open Internet Explorer now! :-[

[GUNWOUNDS]

Q:

[Acriku]

Definitely going for shock-value eh GunWOUNDS?

[Khan]

Definitely not going for humour value.

[Mahdi]

Meh, I'd heard most of them before but still had a chuckle or two.  You guys are too PC.  What was that quote from John Cleese?  Each day we should be allowed to make fun of a different country/group/whatever?  One day it's the Canadians, then the WASP's, then the homosexuals, then the heterosexuals, then the Chineese, then the Americans, then men, then women, blondes, brunettes, etc....

[Acriku]

Heh me PC? I'm pretty laid back on a lot of stuff, but his jokes were just a little much. I did laugh at some of them, but at the same time going 'ho ho ho oh man that's wrong' if you can understand that.