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Tako

Tako

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a man walks into a castle and askes the owner: "I ve heard that this castle is haunted" The owner replies "nonses I've never seen a gost here and I've been living here for the last 500 years!"

studenr: "sir can we open the window please?"

teacher"Why"

student: "I always sleep with an open window "

just above the door of an canibal:

"nice to eat you!"

person A goes from A to B with 175 km/ph

person B goes from B to A with 200 km/ph

where do they meet?

[hide]in the hospital[/hide]

again not funny:

a junky calling himsaelf a hot shot

a soccer player without a goal in his life

walking in a gernman shoe-shop and asking for a size 40-45

greating a pilot with "HI Jack"

ordos45

ordos45

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I agree with Mrs. Cheney...12 months is enough.  And don't worry Andrew, you really had to see a few hundred attack ads during the Election Season to get the full effect, among which was the voice being eerily similar to the voice on Bush's real attack ads.

Now...someone sent me the following link and I found it hilarious:

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/  (Requires Quicktime)

Terror

Terror

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Hahah, i have seen most things but not this one. It is truly good :) . I would like a jesus christ action figure myself. See! I'm religious!

Acriku

Acriku

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I bought a Jesus action figure (came with wheels!) for my friend's dad (their whole family is atheist so the irony was extreme) and it had arm whipping action and everything. From Spencer's I think.

Mahdi

Mahdi

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Meh, I'd heard most of them before but still had a chuckle or two.  You guys are too PC.  What was that quote from John Cleese?  Each day we should be allowed to make fun of a different country/group/whatever?  One day it's the Canadians, then the WASP's, then the homosexuals, then the heterosexuals, then the Chineese, then the Americans, then men, then women, blondes, brunettes, etc....

Acriku

Acriku

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Heh me PC? I'm pretty laid back on a lot of stuff, but his jokes were just a little much. I did laugh at some of them, but at the same time going 'ho ho ho oh man that's wrong' if you can understand that.

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