Tako Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 a man walks into a castle and askes the owner: "I ve heard that this castle is haunted" The owner replies "nonses I've never seen a gost here and I've been living here for the last 500 years!"studenr: "sir can we open the window please?"teacher"Why"student: "I always sleep with an open window "just above the door of an canibal:"nice to eat you!"person A goes from A to B with 175 km/phperson B goes from B to A with 200 km/phwhere do they meet?[hide]in the hospital[/hide]again not funny:a junky calling himsaelf a hot shota soccer player without a goal in his lifewalking in a gernman shoe-shop and asking for a size 40-45greating a pilot with "HI Jack" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 http://www.wiseass.org/files/Jesus.swf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 That was probably the funniest thing in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sadukar Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Indeed ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Sorry I didn't get it. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunenewt Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I thought it made some good points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 Wow, those guys are really mad at life. But it is well made. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyouta Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Jesus thing was funny, only cos of the random Terrance and Philip comment ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Even President Bush has his own MSN Hotmail account ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tako Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 now that's fuinny!! liked it very much shame you can not open the mails... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunenewt Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Maybe they'll make on like that in the future, would be a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted January 11, 2005 Author Share Posted January 11, 2005 LOL. Yeah, too bad you can't open the mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyouta Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Good stuff ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I agree with Mrs. Cheney...12 months is enough. And don't worry Andrew, you really had to see a few hundred attack ads during the Election Season to get the full effect, among which was the voice being eerily similar to the voice on Bush's real attack ads.Now...someone sent me the following link and I found it hilarious:http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/ (Requires Quicktime) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Yah that jesus action figure is funny. Seen it before. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoon Knight Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 BAAAAAAH ha ha haaa... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terror Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Hahah, i have seen most things but not this one. It is truly good :) . I would like a jesus christ action figure myself. See! I'm religious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I have a Jesus Bobble Head by my monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I bought a Jesus action figure (came with wheels!) for my friend's dad (their whole family is atheist so the irony was extreme) and it had arm whipping action and everything. From Spencer's I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiyouta Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 This advert is on the MSN.co.uk website atm:Makes me chuckle. ;DI'm too scared to open Internet Explorer now! :-[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNWOUNDS Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Q: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Definitely going for shock-value eh GunWOUNDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Definitely not going for humour value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Meh, I'd heard most of them before but still had a chuckle or two. You guys are too PC. What was that quote from John Cleese? Each day we should be allowed to make fun of a different country/group/whatever? One day it's the Canadians, then the WASP's, then the homosexuals, then the heterosexuals, then the Chineese, then the Americans, then men, then women, blondes, brunettes, etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Heh me PC? I'm pretty laid back on a lot of stuff, but his jokes were just a little much. I did laugh at some of them, but at the same time going 'ho ho ho oh man that's wrong' if you can understand that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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