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Top 1000 ways to tell your too into Dune

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831. You call your pet mouse a Maud'dib.

832. Ignore the fact your floor is replaced with sand.

833. You had a dream you lived on a water planet called Earth, but then you woke up and were back in your seitch.

834. You spend your day playing with worms in a sand box.

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1.You dress up in a sard costume on haloween

2.you take a leech and put it onto a remote-control car and call it a tleixalu leech

3.you take a grenade,tie a string to it and call it a Ix Infaltrator.

4.every time you go to the desert you filter the sand checking for spice.

5.every telephone pole you see looks like a worm to your eyes.

6.Every time you watch mike,Lu and Og,you shoot the old grandpa with the cane thinking he is a face dancer.

7.every plane you see is a Eye-in-the-sky,Gunship,or Ornithopter.

8.You strap some time bombs to yourself and call yourself

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846. You know which ones of the above are repeated previously.

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847: You take Arabian class and try's to speak all the Fremen words.

848: You will get extremely pissed if the Bookshop doesn't have the Dune novel's and start a Jihad against him.

849: You order water when you visit McDonald's and a worm Hamburger.

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851. You attack shop assistent if he tell that they don`t have cinnamon (jeez, Jihad against book shop, prison in the answer of attack on this guy...to be Dune fanatic, you must have strong character :))

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853: Scream no surrender at school and run around in the class with your friend's.

854: You will try to perform the voice's of the Harkonnen and Ordos from Battle for dune.

(Harkonnen is ofcourse #1

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unbelievable that we can think of so many things :-)

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Half of them make no sense, or are variations of others or are the same as others...

857: You think anyone who thinks Dune is boring is stupid

858: You host a Dune site (Cough Gob Cough)

859: You've been a member of a Dune site for more than 2 years

860: You become confused when you get grounded for spitting at your Aunt's dead body

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"You post on every dune board, even on Westwood board "

862: You moderate them as well.

(I removed every irrelevant post for the sake of continuity)

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866: You get bored with life, and build a spaceship to fly you to dune....

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Now read guns of the emperor and add something!

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Please modify your message putting correct number, it isn't fun to see all this done and then bleh.

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867: you start criticizing other people for being sad because you cannot differentiate between real life or Dune so you see them as synonymous

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868. You scoop off all the seasonings on your meals saving them for a later date.

869. You think all nature documentrys are historical records of Old Terra.

870. You call earth 'old terra'

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871 Your new to this board and have just read all the posts thus far. :D

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872. When you see old factory, you think "Giedi Prime!"

873. You compare war in Afghanistan to Paul`s Jihad.

874. When you hear army sell tank, you are going to buy it.

875. When you see lightning during storm, you are sure people will kill each other soon.

876. You see bird on the sky and scream "Hawk Strike incoming!"

878. When you can`t find Dune book in your country and go to another if you know there is.

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