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131. At the age of forty you still live out of your parents basement playing Dune all day.

132. You think Einstein was a Mentat.

133. You attempted to purchase a reanimated dead slave from the flesh vats of Teliaxu.

134. You attempt to convince your mother to change her name to Jessica.

135. You call your cat Mauh' Dib.

136. You have a worm collection and you call the worms "Little Maker"

137. Your Stings biggest fan.

138. You think Chelsea Clinton is Princess Irulan.

139. You visit the Sahara twice a year.

140. You live in a cave out in the desert.

141. You attempt to speak in the ancient tongue.

142. You become a lifeguard and dozens of people die because your busy watching the sand for sandworms instead of the water.

143. You kill sleeping cattle around midnight for their water.

144. You have a bunch of dead bodies in your bath tub.

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145. You speak Fremen fluently.

146. You think Frank Herbert is a messiah.

147. Your room is covered with pictures of Brian Herbert and his whole family.

148. You flunked geography class when you label the Sierra Nevada the "Funeral Plain"

149. You think the Govenor of Idaho is Duncan.

150. You got thrown out of a zoo for trying to dunk the Pythons in water and screaming "Shai Hulud!"

151. You have a collection of Carryall cases.

152. You attempted to Bargain with American Airlines to take you to Arakeen for a Dekagram of Cinnamon.

153. You only chew Cinnamon flavored gum.

154. You lead a Petition at the Capitol for equal rights for Fremen.

155. Your considered an acult leader.

156. You bother to read this post every day.

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What MahdiDLA are Kwisatz Hederach and I posting to many reasons?

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Nope, i was just surprised at the number of them that you 2 posted.

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157. You've spent half your life carefuly developing an addiction to cinnamon.

158. You deface US money to make it look like a solaris.

159. You spit on your fathers shoes to show respect.

160. You encourage your girlfriend to get plastic surgery to look like Chani.

161. You sit in your car stopping traffic waiting for a Carryall to pick you up before a worm gets you.

162. You shot your eye out so you can buy a Tleilaxu eye.

163. Your notoriously known to the police as the "Spice Snatcher" because you were caught numerous times hijacking trucks shipping spices.

164. You can still think of more ways to tell if your too into dune.

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165:You call the people who cloned dolly the sheep tleilax

166:You call microsoft IX

167:You call Queen Elizabeth Emperor, and her guards Sardaukar

168:Your crysknife business failed, because you cant breed worms big enough, or with teeth

169:Your favourite phrase is "A spoon full of cinnamon makes the medicine go down"

170:You stuck a magnet on a Chinook helicopter to make a carryall

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My entry is:

You dress in black and run around your house at night in search of the harkonnens, only to find "the sandworm" (AKA your cat) and attempt to ride it...

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Oh, ok MahdiDLA.

171. You ride a big elephant and call it a devestator.

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172. You have the word "Options" burnt on the upper-left of your screen

173. You watch a documentary about a war, calling the units shown as if they were Dune units.

174. You dream of when this list will be completed.

175. You go to a new Dune website, and find that all the links are already purple

176. When you go onboard a jumbo jet, you ask why the Ornithopter carrys so many people.

177. You draw sketchs of dune units in your spare time.

178. You get enrolled into the army to use a "Combat Tank", and ask to be upgraded to use a "Devastator".

179. You train to be a Mentat at school, trying to outdo computers.

180. You refer to missiles as "Death Hands"

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181. You actually build silos all the time when Dune2000 says "Silos needed"

182. You have a computer which is covered in dune-related stickers.

183. You're named Leto.

184. You can remember every single one of these.

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185. You murmur the words reverend mother whenever you walk by a nun.

186. You have a pet hawk, named after Leto.

187. You have a pet snake.

188. You have a pet goat named Rabban.

189. You think of Dune while your @ school.

190. You hate arabs that ride camels, because it is an insult to the fremen.

191. Your parents find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you say she was an imprinter.

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192. You spent your christmas vacation trying to become a Duke in record time on these message boards.

193. You go on vacation to the beach and are astounded to see all the water.

194. You hijack the shuttle and demand they take you to Kaitain.

195. You worship Duke Leto.

196. All the gay people in your school have a crush on the Baron Harkonnen.

197. You have people call you by your title on this forum.

198. You refuse to flush the toilet.(all that wasted water)

199. You worship the ruling cartel of the Ordos.

200. You believe Bill Clinton had Monica Lewinsky as a bound concubine.

201. You throw a wild party and get everyone drunk, to steal their water.

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202. A llama is a convenient shield.

203. You are on the verge of a breakthough, o holtzman generated.

204. Your bro is already a mutant, make him a navigator.

205. You add cinamon to beer, spice beer.

206. You try to sell a gram of cinnamon for millions of dollars.

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207. You memorized the bible.

208. You memorized the Ornge Catholic Bible.

209. You wrote the ornge catholic bible.

210. You made the thinking machines.

211. Microsoft made the thinking machines.

212. You took a break from this to beat the Ordos campain on Dune 2000.

213. You are a member of the Butler family.

214. You are Ixian.

215. You think you are Ixian.

216. You are Richesian.

217. You think you are Richesian.

218. You are Corrino.

219. You think you are Corrino.

220. You are Atreides.

221. You think you are Atreides.

222. You are Harkonnen.

223. You think you are Harkonnen.

224. You are Ecazan.

225. You think you are Ecazan.

226. You are fremen.

227. You think you are fremen.

228. You are Ordos.

229. You think you are Ordos.

230. You are Bene Gessirit.

231. You think you are bene gessirit.

232. You are an Honored Matre.

233. You think you are an Honored Matre.

234. You are Tleilaxu.

235. You think you are tleilaxu.

236. You are a guild navigator.

237. You think you are a guild navigator.

238. You think you are a mentat.

239. You are a mentat.

240. You are a swordmaster.

241. You think you are a swordmaster.

242. You are a duke.

243. You think your a duke.

244. You are a Baron.

245. You think you are a baron.

246. You are the Emperor.

247. You are the Emperor.

248. You are an Earl.

249. You think you're an Earl.

250. You live on Ix.

251. You think you live on Ix.

252. You live on Caladan.

253. You think you live on Caladan.

254. You live on Geidi Prime.

255. You think you live on Geidi Prime.

256. You live on Dune.

257. You think you live on Dune.

258. You live on the Tleilaxu homeworld.

259. You think you live on the Tleilaxu homeworld.

260. You name everything you know after Dune.

261. You have a star chart of the Empire on your ceiling.

262. You are a assassin.

263. You think you are an assassin.

264. You are Tio Holtzman.

265. You think you are Tio Holtzman.

266. You made a holtzman shield.

267. You made a holtzman engine.

268. You are the only person alive who understands how they operate.

269. You painted your car cammo.

270. Its your no ship.

271. You made a no ship.

272. You understand no ship technology.

273. You are saudakar.

274. You are a sayyadina.

275. You memorized Dune.

276. You live on Ginaz.

277. You believe Shai-Hulud will set you free,

280. You have a lasgun.

281. You made the lasgun.

282. You start a dune store online.

283. You think you are Paul Atreides.

284. You are a thrid level steersman.

285. You know what I'm talking about.

286. You build a heinligner.

287. You make a frigate.

288. You are reading all this.

289. You are chatting while writing this.

290. You imagine yourself saving paul.

292. You imagine being next to paul on a sandworm.

293. You are a ghola.

294. You suspect your a ghola.

295. You know what tleilaxu women are.

296. You understand everything about melange.

297. You know what the Baron did last summer.

298. You sit here reading on.

299. You have been typing for hours making a list bigger than this one.

300. You know you could make a difference in DUne Chapterhouse.

301. You read this entire list.

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302. You are fremen and think school food is good.

303. You bathe in sand.

304. You sprinkle cinnamon in that sand.

305. You put worms in that sand.

306. You put toy troops, veichles, and air veichles in and battle for dune.

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308. You add almost 100 suggestions to this list.

309. You OWN every dune book.

310. When you hear other kids talk about Digimon, you talk about DuneMON.

311. You know what DuneMON are.

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312. After sex, you bellow in a deep Harkonnen voice... "Mission Complete!" ...

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You call your Guitar a Baliset

You make a Baliset

You know that Ix is Roman Numerals for 9 (from God Emporer of Dune)

You give yourself a Fremen name

You breath Fremen Fashion

You try to fold space with your mind

You eat cinimon in everything

You preseve some of your cells so you can be a Ghola

You think Sting is Feyd Ruatha

You always were hooded clothing (Fremen)

You make the sing of worm horns at things you don't like

Your favorite insult is that "you wear a collar"

Your favorite insult is "you would sell your brothers water"

Your call cats futars

You were a Fremen for Halloween

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329. You came here because you read MahdiDLA's post on the joke.

330. You took a break from posting to do 8 missions on the atreides campaign.

331. You are a DuneMon.

332. You think you are a DuneMon.

333. Suk doctors follow you everywhere.

334. You are a suk doctor.

335. You think you are a Suk doctor.

336. You are the head suk doctor.

337. You think you are the head suk doctor.

338. You are a twisted mentat.

339. You think you are a twisted mentat.

340. You know a twisted mentat.

341. You think you know a twisted mentat.

342. You know that melange is laced into nursing home food.

343. The melange extends lives so you pay more nursing home bills.

344. You know what every character in dune or any other dune books has ever said.

345. You can repeat all of Paul's lines.

346. You think you can repeat all of paul's lines.

347. You can repeat all of Paul's lines backwords.

348. You think you can repeat all of Paul's lines backwords.

349. You can repeat all of Jessica's lines.

350. You can repeat her lines backwords.

351. You think you can repeat all of Jessica's lines.

352. You think you can repeat all of Jessica's lines backwords.

353. You are up @ midnight righting this.

354. Mahdi mentioned you on Dune2k news. All 3 or 4 know who you are.

355. You know everything Paulus atreides has ever said.

356. You can repeat all Paulus ever said.

357. #356 backwords.

358. You know what paul ate for lunch after he left caladan.

359. You are the head swordmaster of Ginaz.

360. You think you are the head swordmaster of Ginaz.

361. You put spices in your coffee.

362. You put spices in your beer.

363. You put spices on your cake.

364. You put spices on all your food.

365. You got a blind date and through him/her into the desert.

366. You can name everything I've posted so far.

367. You come to this board every day.

368. You are the head Tleilaxu master.

369. You think you are the head Tleilaxu master.

370. You are never caught out in daylight.

371. You made your dad change his name to Duke Dad.

372. You made your dad change his name to Baron Dad.

373. You made your dad change his name to Archduke Dad.

374. You made your dad change his name to Earl Dad.

375. You made you dad change his name to Master Dad.

376. You made your dad change his name to Mentat Dad.

377. You made your dad change his name to swordmaster dad.

378. You made your dad change his name to Private dad.

379. You made your dad change his name to Emperor Dad.

380. You cry in a movie theater full of fremen.

381. They are shocked and appalled.

382. You call your dad sand flea.

383. You are a sand flea.

384. You think you are a sand flea.

385. Took you 5 hours of editing and an IM converstion with captain Montego but you made the death hand accurate.

386. You made you mom change her name to lady jessica.

387. You have to girlfriends and a wife.

388. Your girlfriends are just concubines.

389. They are bound concubines.

390. You don't know their names.

391. They are BG witches.

392. They test you with the Gom Jabar.

393. You know what the gom jabar is off the top of your head.

394. They are honored matres.

395. They enslave you.

396. You only cried when Leto II was killed.

397. You have a crush on Chani.

398. U name your concubines chani.

399. U name your wife Chani.

400. U know who chani is and what she looks like.

401. U know where the tleilaxu homeworld is.

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402. You are mentat to house atreides.

403. You are mentat to house harkonnen.

404. You are mentat to house ordos.

405. You are mentat to house Ix.

406. You are mentat to house corrino.

407. You are mentat to house richese.

408. You are mentat to house ecaz.

409. You think you are mentat to house atreides.

410. You think you are mentat to the harkonnen.

411. You think you are mentat to the Ordos.

412. You think you are mentat to house Ix.

413. You think you are mentat to house corrino.

414. You think you are mentat to house richese.

415. You think you are mentat to house ecaz.

416. You are mentat to house Moritani.

417. You think you are mentat to house Moritani.

418. You are mentat to the fremen.

419. You think you are mentat to the fremen.

420. You think about it and the fremen have no mentats.

421. You are up at 1 AM writng this.

422. You are in a chat room while writing this.

423. You are the head mentat.

424. You are the BG's Mother superior.

425. You are the honored matres Great Honored Matre.

426. Gobalopper surrenders Dune2k to you.

427. You control arrakis.

428. Coke is a waste of water.

429. You have just posted 100 reasons in a row and you have even more reasons in your mind.

430. You are swordmaster to atreides.

431. You think you are swordmaster to atreides.

432. You are swordmaster to Ix.

433. You think you are #432.

434. You are swordmaster to house Corrino.

435. You think you are #434

436. You are swordmaster to the harkonnens.

437. You think you are # 436.

438. You are swordmaster to Ordos.

439. You think you are swordamster to the ordos.

440. You worship Shai Hulud.

441. You are reading this.

442. You dream of Earth becoming arrakis.

443. You imagine you save the BG sisterhood in chapterhouse.

444. You are swordmaster to ecaz.

445. You think you are swordmaster to Ecaz.

446. You can pronounce Xuttuh.

447. You are swordmaster to Moritani.

448. You think you are #447.

449. You are a ghola of the atreides mentat.

450. You think you are #449

451. You are ghola swordmaster to ordos.

452. You think you are #451.

453. You are on a first name basis with the BG.

454. You are Duncan Idaho.

455. You are Leto atreides.

456. You think you are 454.

457. You think you are 455.

458. You are Paulus atreides.

459. You think you are Paulus atreides.

460. You are jessica.

461. you think you are 460.

462. You are Leto.

463. You think you are 462.

464. You are Leto II.

465. you think you are 464.

466. you have a god complex.

467. you rule the universe.

468. you think you rule the universe.

469. you are ghola swordmaster to richese.

470. you think you are 469.

471. you a fish speaker.

472. you think you are a fish speaker.

473. you know who the fish speakers are.

474. you know what they do.

475. you have read the prequels.

476. you live in harko.

477. you live on geidi prime.

478. you think you live in harko.

479. you think you live on geidi prime.

480. you are living on DUne.

481. you think you live on dune.

482. you think sandtrout are fish.

483. you've ridden a worm.

484. you live on the tleilaxu homeworld.

485. you think you live on 484.

490. you will not rest till this list is done or your parents pry you away from the computer.

491. you live on the ordos homeworld.

492. you think you live on the ordos homeworld.

493. you live on kaitain.

494. you think you live on kaitan.

495. you are living on caladan.

496. you think you live on 495.

497. you live for dune.

498. you started the church of frank herbert.

499. you love dune.

500. the list is half done.

501. you worship the dune books.

502. they are your bible.

503. you're me.

504. you are going to get 5 minutes sleep and start typing again.

505. you live on junction.

506. you think you live on 505.

507. you saw the miniseries.

508. you saw the dune movie.

509. you have the movie.

510. you rented the movie.

511. you are obsessed with dune.

512. you see a dune and go nuts.

513. the harvestor got towed.

514. you went into police hq with a lasgun.

515. they killed you.

516. they burned your body.

517. what a waste of water is on yuor tombstone.

518. You know who I really am.

519. You are a member of this message board.

520. you memorized the Dune 200 strategy guide.

521. you memorized the dune readme files.

522. you memorized the dune 2000 maual.

523. if the enemy is weak you turn your own troops against you.

524. your brain is getting fuzzy from too much typing at this hour.

525. you wish for Earth to scatter.

526. you haven't zoned out yet.

527. your favorite phrase is long live the fighters.

528. You drank spice coffee.

529. I have just posted 200 reasons in a row.

530. you will complete this list alone if necessary but it doesn't look like that will be necessary.

531. you're going to bed

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532. Counting this reason you have posted 380 reasons. You=Ordos45

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