Sardauker-Kirov Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 757: You will say Bah to laser related equipment and scream the Holtzman effect!.758: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terror Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 757 You call everyone who looks weird a space guild navigator758 You use tools to try to climb on top of a rain worm759 You call Bush senior Vladimir and Bush junior Feyd760 You don't trust any docter anymore because of your experience with docter Yueh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Didn't I post on this thread before, around thousand reasons of my own? Why do you delete them stupid forum software? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 I found that everything I compared to me...I`m toooooooooooo into Dune...and with this, what I have done to my oldest when he put his dirty hands on my game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeydRauttah Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 771. When somebody spits in the street, you lick off the precious moisture (Don't mind me, I'm a sick mind) 772. When it smells of cinnamon, you run away from an imminent spice blow 773. You plant thumpers in your backyard. 774. You catch bats, spit on them and tell them to send distrance messages. 775. You wear shiny blue contact lenses. 776. On oral exams, you think that the teacher is pointing a gom jabbar at you. 777. Everybody keeps asking about the plugs in your nose, but nobody knows you distilled the water from the body of your dead hamster and drank it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 778. You put cinnamon to coffe.779. You scream at your mum "be quite" during Dune movie, although you know every word they said780. You called your cat duney781. Called your teachers mentants782. When you called Sting Feyd783. When you make your hair fair to be more like Harkonnen784. When you read first Dune book just after when you finished read the last part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Ooops...its some number twisting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IxianMace Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 785. You go to a sandpit and build a mound, hoping that it will burst and spice will come out.786. You don't want to drive a car, you want to drive a tank.787. You have asked for a 'Thumper' for your Christmas or B'day present.788. On particularly hot days, you blacken your eyes with stain to keep from going blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunenewt Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 789:u command ur family about and call them suboids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aribites Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 770: u sit on ur dog and pretend it's a sandworm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 771: you deduce the chemical formula for deviator gas; bonus points if you field-test it...772: ...before submitting it to Fort Deitrich for evaluation as a psychoactive agent.773: if you work at Fort Deitrich, and take the aforementioned submission seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 789:u command ur family about and call them suboidsStrange, `cos I actually call my mum and dad suboids...774. When its going to happen something wrong you don`t shout "Look out", you shout "Worm sign!"775. When you see little worm you think "Shai Hulud" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Now should be 791, but we did funny thing with numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted March 15, 2002 Author Share Posted March 15, 2002 791) You complete this list for the sixth time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 792) The Nuns are using mind control, for they are really Bene Gesserit.(Mahdi u miscounted this list has been completed 7 times) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted March 15, 2002 Author Share Posted March 15, 2002 My mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Strange, how the numbers got like that *shrug*793) You have computers each for every Dune game794) You smeared your mother's red lipstick all over your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 795. When you think that you are some character from Dune...my problem...796. When you talk about Dune as much and compare to Dune world as many things, that people run when you appear...my mum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terror Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 797 Your friends call you freak, just you know certain things798 Every time you see a rainworm you jump on a rock and start shouting "wormsign"799 You spend at least 1 hour per day in a search for the first spice and the first maker800 You infiltrate the nasa, capture a space shuttle and plot a course heading for dune801 You fear rams as if they were your archenemies802 Your making schematics for the devastator that you are gonna build803 You burn down all forests to create a desert giving this world more chance to become a dune planet804 You sit on top of your roof and pretend that your flying in an ornithopter805 You buy yourself a water pistol and say to the shopkeeper that is for self defence against the shai huluds806 You say: "blessings to your family" to everyone who gives you water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firefly Posted March 16, 2002 Share Posted March 16, 2002 807: you can trace the Bene Tleilax' ancestry all the way to the senior officials of the Umbrella Corporation.808: you join the local police force and aspire for a position on the SWAT team so you can get to have fun with devia... er, tear gas.809: you have plushies made of the various units... and have them prominently displayed about your workspace. Or car. Whatever.810: your car has a bumper sticker with the text 'My other vehicle is a/an [ insert favorite unit here ]'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 811. You spit somebody on face and say that this is water blessing.812. You draw Arrakis pictures and hanging them on the walls.813. You call your grandmother Revended Mother.814. You go to the Arabia and walking only on rocks, afraid Shai Hulud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeLeto Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 815: You hook your computer into the tv to get a better view in the game.816: You also hook it into a surround soun system.817: You beat all of the dune games without saving once.818: #817 on all difficulty levels.819: When someone asks for you, you say "Imperial Sardaukar Reporting!"820: When someone asks you to do something, you scream "For the Duke!"821: #820, but with "For the Baron!"822: #820, but with "For the Executrate!"823: You are obbsessed with seing this list completed. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeLeto Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 824: You see a worm come out of the ground and scream "Worm Attack!"825: #820, but with "For Shai-Hulud!"826: You post two times in a row, but come up with more immediately after clicking post.827: You curse about #826.828: (#827) Every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 829) You have seen all of these reasons about 3 times now and posted some of them yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IxianMace Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 830. You go and get blue contact lenses, pretending you are a Fremen.831. You shuffle your feet in irregular and erratic movements when you go to a club, saying that it is the way you dance.832. You're positive that you can breed a maker.833. You were taken from your sietch in Arrakis and brought here by smugglers, you have no doubt about that.834. Whenever you go for immunisation sessions, you think "Gom Jabbar" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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