jacobdouds Posted March 21, 2002 Posted March 21, 2002 831. You call your pet mouse a Maud'dib.832. Ignore the fact your floor is replaced with sand.833. You had a dream you lived on a water planet called Earth, but then you woke up and were back in your seitch.834. You spend your day playing with worms in a sand box.
Calaban_emperor Posted April 2, 2002 Posted April 2, 2002 1.You dress up in a sard costume on haloween2.you take a leech and put it onto a remote-control car and call it a tleixalu leech3.you take a grenade,tie a string to it and call it a Ix Infaltrator.4.every time you go to the desert you filter the sand checking for spice.5.every telephone pole you see looks like a worm to your eyes.6.Every time you watch mike,Lu and Og,you shoot the old grandpa with the cane thinking he is a face dancer.7.every plane you see is a Eye-in-the-sky,Gunship,or Ornithopter.8.You strap some time bombs to yourself and call yourself
nemafakei Posted April 3, 2002 Posted April 3, 2002 846. You know which ones of the above are repeated previously.
Sardauker-Kirov Posted April 3, 2002 Posted April 3, 2002 847: You take Arabian class and try's to speak all the Fremen words.848: You will get extremely pissed if the Bookshop doesn't have the Dune novel's and start a Jihad against him.849: You order water when you visit McDonald's and a worm Hamburger.
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 850. You say you are Harkonnen worshipper and have signature "Serve the Baron of the Harkonnen" ;)
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 851. You attack shop assistent if he tell that they don`t have cinnamon (jeez, Jihad against book shop, prison in the answer of attack on this guy...to be Dune fanatic, you must have strong character :))
The_Cheat_Lord Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 852: You own the Limited Edition Chapbook! 8)
Sardauker-Kirov Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 853: Scream no surrender at school and run around in the class with your friend's. 854: You will try to perform the voice's of the Harkonnen and Ordos from Battle for dune.(Harkonnen is ofcourse #1
Terror Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 unbelievable that we can think of so many things :-)
Acriku Posted April 4, 2002 Posted April 4, 2002 Half of them make no sense, or are variations of others or are the same as others...857: You think anyone who thinks Dune is boring is stupid858: You host a Dune site (Cough Gob Cough)859: You've been a member of a Dune site for more than 2 years860: You become confused when you get grounded for spitting at your Aunt's dead body
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted April 6, 2002 Posted April 6, 2002 Save us from obscenity!861/2. You post on every dune board, even on Westwood board where people post everything but not normal things.
nemafakei Posted April 6, 2002 Posted April 6, 2002 "You post on every dune board, even on Westwood board "862: You moderate them as well.(I removed every irrelevant post for the sake of continuity)
jacobdouds Posted April 7, 2002 Posted April 7, 2002 863. You shake lightbulbs thinking they are glowglobes.
The_Cheat_Lord Posted April 8, 2002 Posted April 8, 2002 864: Can speak all the units' speech with ease. ( I know I can :O)
Acriku Posted April 8, 2002 Posted April 8, 2002 865: You memorized all of the reasons in this website which has reasons why you may be a hard-core fan: http://web.nova1.net/qpii/dune/hardcore.htm .
Aribites Posted April 17, 2002 Posted April 17, 2002 866: You get bored with life, and build a spaceship to fly you to dune....
Acriku Posted April 17, 2002 Posted April 17, 2002 Please modify your message putting correct number, it isn't fun to see all this done and then bleh.
Mordecai Posted April 18, 2002 Posted April 18, 2002 867: you start criticizing other people for being sad because you cannot differentiate between real life or Dune so you see them as synonymous
jacobdouds Posted April 18, 2002 Posted April 18, 2002 868. You scoop off all the seasonings on your meals saving them for a later date.869. You think all nature documentrys are historical records of Old Terra.870. You call earth 'old terra'
Inhuien Posted April 20, 2002 Posted April 20, 2002 871 Your new to this board and have just read all the posts thus far. :D
Gunseng_Harkonnen Posted April 20, 2002 Posted April 20, 2002 872. When you see old factory, you think "Giedi Prime!"873. You compare war in Afghanistan to Paul`s Jihad.874. When you hear army sell tank, you are going to buy it.875. When you see lightning during storm, you are sure people will kill each other soon.876. You see bird on the sky and scream "Hawk Strike incoming!"878. When you can`t find Dune book in your country and go to another if you know there is.
jacobdouds Posted April 21, 2002 Posted April 21, 2002 879. You think all Jumbo Jets are Harkonnen Gunships.
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