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Flame warriors - which one are you?

Edric O

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Razorox

Razorox

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funny how a lot of you guys think you are "kung fu masters" lol  ::) The only one I can truly say is a kung fu master is nyarlathotep... my condolences to the rest of you wannabes....  ;D  

nemafakei

nemafakei

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Ok, enough of insulting Nav, now.

Yes, there do seem to be an ovwerlarge number of so-called Kung-Fu masters... I doubt that this is true for most of the contenders...

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GUNWOUNDS

GUNWOUNDS

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Someone recommended that a new character be made on that website in the comments section and i found it amusing.

Since you've got a warrior called "Capitalista" on the list, it would make sense to also draw his mirror image, "Communista". Communista is a combination between Pinko, Rebel Leader, and Kung-Fu Master. He is the equal of Capitalista in terms of strength, and can match Capitalista's arguments pound for pound, often citing Capitalista's own sources to attack his position. "Whenever another warrior challenges social justice or equality, or questions the virtues of socialism, Communista springs into action to defend "the rights of the working class" against "bourgeois parasites". He uses a wide variety of ammunition types, ranging from socialists or communists such as Karl Marx and Leon Trotsky, to mainstream economists such as J.M. Keynes, to classical right-wingers such as Adam Smith (using his opponent's own weapons against him).

GUNWOUNDS

GUNWOUNDS

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Here is another prototype character in the works that isnt on the site yet.... i found this one amusing as well and  perhaps it could be a bit of Dustscout at times...

The Flagellant The Flagellant's tactic is simple. He mutilates himself with words. For example, if he finds himself in a losing or undefendable position, he says something like, "Okay, I'll never try to make conversation about a serious subject again. I'm just stupid, and I should go hang myself right now." He may be seeking compliments to reassure his fragile ego, or seek to guilt his opponent into silence through a blood display of humility. He usually includes a dig against whoever he was arguing with in his mutilation.

GUNWOUNDS

GUNWOUNDS

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Yes, there do seem to be an ovwerlarge number of so-called Kung-Fu masters... I doubt that this is true for most of the contenders...

Agreed... I think a true kung fu master would not toot his own horn.... therefore

danielsh

danielsh

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"Me Too," "Profundus Maximus," "Netiquette Nazi," "Tireless Rebutter," "Issues," "Grammarian" (bigtime...), "Palooka," maybe "Rottweiler Puppy" (hey, I can have SOME that aren't bad), "Pithy Phrase," "Ideologue," "Atheist," and "Pinko" (*cough* I do openly admire Noam Chomsky...) all might fit me.

Kinda scary.

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