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piterdevries

piterdevries

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yesterday i drank a can of pepsi then i farted for approx. 7 times,, then i went to the bathroom to take a shower and i noticed some blood on my underwear... what was it?  ??? ???

Dante

Dante

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Could be any number of things, from a simple cut to swallowing razors. And since you had to sense to ask the question in a public forum, and so maturely at that, rather than research it online or ask people with medical qualifications, I'm going to go with internal bleeding. You have cancer, three weeks to live tops.

Cyborg

Cyborg

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Blood can also come from having something repeatedly inserted into- and removed from anus in quick motion, creating immense irritation.

gryphon

gryphon

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See a doctor...

Never bend over again if you don't trust the one next to you, and never, ever post stuff like this on the internet....

Just a thought...

Cyborg

Cyborg

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never inserted anything in my anus

Did that Pepsi taste weird? Perhaps you were drugged by someone in need of some casual manlove.

gryphon

gryphon

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Did that Pepsi taste weird? Perhaps you were drugged by someone in need of some casual manlove.[/

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And I bet I know who that was. Any one seen NaMp recently ....

nemafakei

nemafakei

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Well done. Sounds like you also drank the can opening widget. Gas was formed when it reacted with your verious digestive fluids, and its remains are now busy cutting holes in your intestines.

Tezcatlipoca

Tezcatlipoca

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The can was a diversion. The fluid, which couldn't be replicated exactly given the disgusting ingredients that Pepsi-Co uses, was simply the vehicle for microscopic medical analysis and short term tracking devices. Upon finding you medically appropriate, you were abducted, probed, your memory wiped, and released back into the wild.

And if you find the chronic tracking device embedded under your skin, don't worry; most of us have one by now. Mine two inches to the left of the base of my sternum. That way it can release toxins directly into my heart if I attempt to tamper with it.

Acriku

Acriku

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If you REALLY want a problem with the ass, try eating a whole pack of Mentos and then chugging an entire bottle of Diet Coke. You will be shooting coke out of your ass in no time! Great clearing method!

Cyborg

Cyborg

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That's actually right, Acricu. I saw a clip om break.com where a guy "shit his pants" with coke after doing just that.

  • 3 weeks later...
Phoenix

Phoenix

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LMAO.

Funny that you laugh your ass off in a topic about ass problems.

Well thats hilarious!!!! rofl..

Did that Pepsi taste weird? Perhaps you were drugged by someone in need of some casual manlove.

And I bet I know who that was. Any one seen NaMp recently ....

Hmz.. i think that explains..

He was kinda guy who would drop a soap in the gym's man-shower to get some one bent over...

and probably he found one...

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