Mahdi Posted July 7, 2003 Author Share Posted July 7, 2003 All right, everyone still concious start picking up thsoe who arn't and toss them outside. I'll take care of disposing the excess alcohol. Yes, that'l do, that'l do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Unneeded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Whatever he did, I think punishment is in order.[bitch slaps low]Now, there really aren't many women attending this party are there? Wait while I make a phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 *collapses in the locked bathroom by the toilet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 *Andrew finishes his drink and sits on a nearby chair and closes his eyes. Wonder what Gob thinks were doing while he is away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 OMG!Read the www.soccernet.com or www.4thegame.com news!!!Gob has been signed by Chelsea FC for 47.7 million pounds to beat Zinedine Zidane's record 47.6 million pound transfer to Real Madrid!OMG!And Gobalopper is taking number 7!!!OMG! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 *Cyborg slams the door open*"Hello everybody! Is it here you all are?"*He looks at the drunk lads trudging around inside wolfing down drinks every now and then. Minor fighting is taking place between Earthnuker and various other people, but in his intoxicated state he isn't able to hit anything but air*"Have I missed something during my short absence? It seems as a party is going on here, and I couldn't resist..."*Strolling over to where Cybopache is. He can barely stand because of drinking too much 1st quality of home made Norwegian boose*"This Norwegian boose is too much for you, Cybopahce. You're supposed to only drink danish beer. A keg of this stuff is quite different ;)I'll help you get rid of the remaining contents. As a Norwegian viking, this stuff has little effect on me :P"*Cybopache is too drunk to understand anything, but he notices that the great tasting boose of his is about to dissapear, and tries to hit Cyborg. Cyborg easily block him, and help him down in a sofa so he can sleep to get rid of the alcohol*"Hrmpf, this party is nearly over. For someone, that is, hehe."*Cyborg walks over to Nema, who didn't drink anything containing alcohol, for a chat, and maybe some discussion about Sardaukar 2000* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Cube Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Well, gob will be back soon so I will take care of "disposing" the alcahol. Now, all I need is a few barrels capable of storage.....*Throws Low in the pit with NaMp* *Goes over to Earthnuker and reminds him that we are too drunk to enjoy any women before collpsing against the locked bathroom door* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Davidu reaches a table and tarts drinking Sprite to wake up. "My head! UHH!"After a while he runs to the nearest flower pot and fills it with the contents of his intestines. "This is the first flower that stinks!" ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timenn Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 *A great anvil lands on the party house*That. Got rid of the all the evidence, and witnesses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 "Hey guys!Help me with this big anvil, it landed in my hands while I was looking at the stars!Fortunately, it landed softly and didn't destroy anything :D"*Cyborg throws a gaze at Timen who is about to land with his helicopter*"Do you have more tricks you would like to show me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 As Earth by accident left his phone in his car, he made his call over there. After phoning he turns around..."Cyborg, quit playing with that anvil! The roof can't hold tha..."Then, a very loud crack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Something hit me on the head! No big deal! Good it landed on the soft part of my body. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 *Throws the anvil to Earthnuker*"Here, take it. The roof can't hold it anymore"*Realizing that the anvil crushed Earth's car upon landing*"Sorry about your car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 "hanx for that mac... that thing was crushing my head... uhh..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 "np, I wondered what that squeezing sound was on the floor below. It was releaving to know it was only you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 *somehow manages to flush myself down the toilet upon waking and ends up somewhere in Alberta* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Damn those anvils! It's a good thing I can self repair...*shoves self-repairing circuits up Lowzeewee's nose*"SEE? SEE?! I am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Guerrilla Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Quondam sir. If the bar is still open I want to have another Irish Car Bomb with an extra shot glass of whiskey. In a clean glass if you do not mind. Oh btw some guy flushed himself down the crapper such an odd gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 *Lowzeewee attempts to use a broken beer bottle to fight the entire drunkard FED2K polpulation trying to scavenge the spilled alcohol on the floor like a martial arts expert and screams like Bruce Lee but sounds more like Britney Spears' singing* ::) ::) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 *Nyar opens the door and is stunned by the mess he sees.. "OMG !!"... Immidiately he get's his tools out of his car and starts fixing the roof, before Gob sees it... A soft mumble is heard, which no one can understand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 *Shouts out "Where shall my blood be spilled?Your time has come so its time for you to get wet with your own blood!!!" and throws the broken beer bottle at Nyar's cigarette pack**End of anti-smoking advert* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 *boxing Nyar's ears*"Don't even think about smoking. You could stain Gob's precious roof while fixing it!"*pulls the cigarette pack from Nyar's hands and tucks it away somewhere out of his reach*"You'll get them back after you fix the roof.Now fix the roof!The rest of us still awake can watch a movie and eat pizza while you are working" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 *is confused about the smoking issue as he's currently trying to quit smoking and doesn't carry any cigarettes (this is true)... "the gratitude for trying to fix stuff"...*sob* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 *Puts a "The Pianist" DVD into the DVD player and watch it.**Shouts out,"Woohoo!Go Facist bastards,go!Kill the fucking innocent jewish civillians!Woohoo!" and finds the police outside his house and gets arrested for insulting jews and promoting facism and protests,"Holy fuck,the movie's not over yet!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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