Joke

[Davidu]

Oh SHIT  ;D ;D

[erjin999]

Yes, literally !

http://www.blueinc.net/fun_cartoons.html <=- A site with a couple of pics that are funny. Heres a few of them:

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[gunner154]

The Moses one was awesome. Damnit. IT'S FRIGGIN' AWESOME!

[lowzeewee]

Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was... : "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because...:

In Africa they didn't know what " food " means.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what " honest " means.

In Western Europe they didn't know what " shortage " means.

In China they didn't know what " opinion " means.

In the Middle East they didn't know what " solution" means.

In South America they didn't know what " please " means.

In the USA they didn't know what " the rest of the world " means.

[Davidu]

I knew that one :) very good though.

[lowzeewee]

http://www.yuksrus.com/kcobain.html

Muhaha, I just got a shot of laughter after reading that one. It nearly blew my head off!

[Davidu]

Err... in-related american jokes... Some are funny but most of them I simply cannot understand without the context.

[Davidu]

LOOOOL  :D That's a rich man!

[erjin999]

Hahaha, nice one ! I should have seen it coming !

[ordos45]

http://www.csp.navy.mil/news/phhol05.html

Somewhat serious...apparently the Navy has nothing better to do than put inflatable Santa and friends on a Nuclear Attack Sub.

[Davidu]

Let them have some fun... It's not easy being away from home and family.

[ordos45]

Dunno how much fun is being had in the top photo, it looks like he's holding on to Santa not to fall off the sub. ;D

[Davidu]

Well, he'll have a story to tell thekids when he reutrns home: Santa saved me.

[Megashrap]

Oxymoron's

Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Found missing

Resident alien

Minor Catastrophe

Affordable housing

Near miss

Great depression

Canadian army

Phone sex

United nations

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Death benefits

Airline Food

Women's rights

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Sensitive man

Government organization

Everything except

Civil War

Good kid

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

British fashion

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

New classic

Sweet sorrow

Childproof

"Now, then"

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

Passive aggressive

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct Life

Temporary tax increase

New and improved

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Freezer Burn

Honest Politician

Jumbo Shrimp

Loners Club

Postal Service

[erjin999]

Nice one scarman. Some of those are brilliant.

[Kiyouta]

And some most of those aren't even oxymorons.

And it's oxymorons... not oxymoron's. Moron. :-

Nice post though. :P

Have it your way. Shit post.

[Megashrap]

Well, it's not my work...so deal with it.

[erjin999]

Word  8)

[Davidu]

Woke up dead.

[gunner154]

I have a bone to pick with the Soft Rock part... but nevermind.

[jeff2429]

Bogglesome!

Has lots of funny movies and clips, like this one, Karma In The Face.

Note: The site's videos only worked with Internet Explorer for me and not Mozilla Firefox although it claims "Site best viewed with" Mozilla Firefox. ::)

[Megashrap]

Nice one Jeff.

I still get a good laugh out of watching some of the stickdeath animations......http://www.stickdeath.com/iscream.html

http://www.stickdeath.com/spruce2.html

http://www.stickdeath.com/matrix.htm

[Edric O]

Webmasters who didn't think when they registered their URL's...

1) Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:

http://www.whorepresents.com

2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange

advice and views:

http://www.expertsexchange.com

3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:

http://www.penisland.net

4) Need a therapist?

http://www.therapistfinder.com

5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

http://www.molestationnursery.com

6) Gas central heating anyone?

http://www.gasheating.co.uk

7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with

Power-Gen?

http://www.powergenitalia.com

[Kiyouta]

LOL. Oh nice one. I've actually used expert exchange before, the alternative interpretation is very obvious, but maybe they knew that and did it as a joke. Ahh hilarious nonetheless.

[erjin999]

hehe, having been to experts exchange, I cant believe I missed that !!