5 movies that everyone loves

[GUNWOUNDS]

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies

hehe ...  on # 4 there is a cool plot generator thingy you can play with.

[Andrew]

Braveheart was a good movie. :)

[GUNWOUNDS]

what plot did you make with the Tom Clancy Plot generator?

[thomas]

most of the movies on the list are good though.

I made a plot were: Communists devise a scheme to smuggle an impressive amount of cocaine for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt Gypsie nationals.  The plot twists when the Communists threaten to unravel the keystone of civilization with wild orgies, unless an ex-con with a big heart can learn to trust humanity again and stop the Communists once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

[Dunenewt]

Mine:

Terrorists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt Gypsie nationals.  The plot twists when the Terrorists hijack a shipment of nuclear warheads even after their demands are met, unless an ex-con with a big heart can learn to trust humanity again and stop the Terrorists once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Terrorists blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

[Anathema]

That movie generator rules...

Terrorists devise a scheme to blackmail a congressman for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents).  The plot twists when the Terrorists hijack a shipment of life-saving drugs for ransom even after their original demands are met, unless a turncoat naval officer can gain the courage to do the right thing and stop the Terrorists once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Terrorists blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

[GUNWOUNDS]

Yea heres mine:

Drug lords devise a scheme to smuggle an impressive amount of cocaine for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt US diplomats.

[Avrillian_Sard01]

Well, here's my plot:

Terrorists devise a scheme to steal plans that need to be explained in layman terms for ransom under the watchful eye of Afghani rebels.  The plot twists when the Terrorists hijack a shipment of nuclear warheads even after their demands are met, unless a turncoat naval officer can gain the courage to do the right thing and stop the Terrorists once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Terrorists blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

Blarg...always the same end sentence...

[ordos45]

Mine:

Mercenaries devise a scheme to steal plans that need to be explained in layman terms for ransom under the watchful eye of Afghani rebels.  The plot twists when the Mercenaries threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met.  Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Mercenaries once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Mercenaries blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

[bryorama]

Mercenaries?! Bwahahahaha.  :P

Terrorists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt US diplomats.  The plot twists when the Terrorists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met.  Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Terrorists once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Terrorists blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

Mine sounds .. dumb ..  :P

[Barbarossa]

Communists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents).  The plot twists when the Communists hijack a shipment of nuclear warheads even after their demands are met, unless an ex-con with a big heart can learn to trust humanity again and stop the Communists once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

The communist leader is Edric O. Lol just kidding  ;)

[DukeLeto]

Good stuff!

Terrorists devise a scheme to smuggle an impressive amount of cocaine for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents).  The plot twists when the Terrorists threaten to unravel the keystone of civilization with wild orgies, unless a sassy cop with street smarts can quell his pride long enough to stop the Terrorists once and for all.  The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Terrorists blow up or go to prison.  Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

[bryorama]

That is truly awesome.  8)

[Kiyouta]

This site rules, I saw it earlier. You gotta look at all the stuff this guy has done... its so funny and true... LOL look at the kiddies' pictures!

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule

[Cyborg]

That was my best laugh this month :D

Thanks for the link, Crusher07.

I've been thinking those thoughts so often myself.

[Necroticon]

Maddox is the best.  ;D