Toes

[ordos45]

Have you ever played with a mouse cord with your toes while at the computer?  I have, and then my mouse stopped moving.  I thought the computer was frozen, but then text appeared on AIM.  Then I realized, to my chagrin, that my toe had unplugged the optical mouse! 

Well hope you all got a laugh out of it.

[Andrew]

Get a longer cord. :)

I usually wear socks when using the computer.

It's cold up here in Canada. :)

[Vanguard3000]

One time, I stubbed my toe, then looked around, and couldn't find out what I had stubbed my toe on.  I was all "OMG!" until I realized I had probably just kicked the ground by accident.

But yeah, socks are good, because toes are gross.

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

I think you ppl are running out of ideas for threads.

[Khan]

I think you ppl are running out of ideas for threads.

It's better than talking about weapons/tanks/planes...

:)

[bryorama]

My brother stepped on my moms toe!

And also once, my toe just started hurting so bad randomaly, I fell down.

[desert_storm]

once my toe just started bleeding.  I took my shoe off and my sock was plasterd to my foot with blood.  I didn't do anything to make it bleed.

[lowzeewee]

I have 10 toes.

[Apollyon]

One day long ago, back in misty time and tortured years, there was but light and dark, sea and flame, toe and foot. In that time far off, when but the toe was sentient in all the land, it built tall monuments to its greatness out of the earth it saw. Those monuments grew huge, and he realised that he did not know their purpose. One day, all monuments suddenly crumbled, with a crash and with thunderstrike. Those monuments split to a thousand felt pieces. What was left of those monuments came to be known as the socks, and forever from that fateful day they have protected their loved masters, the toes, from cold and harshest winter.

FIN

[fremfedeliteNIAC]

It's better than talking about weapons/tanks/planes...

:)

Yeah I agree with that lol

[bryorama]

One day long ago, back in misty time and tortured years, there was but light and dark, sea and flame, toe and foot. In that time far off, when but the toe was sentient in all the land, it built tall monuments to its greatness out of the earth it saw. Those monuments grew huge, and he realised that he did not know their purpose. One day, all monuments suddenly crumbled, with a crash and with thunderstrike. Those monuments split to a thousand felt pieces. What was left of those monuments came to be known as the socks, and forever from that fateful day they have protected their loved masters, the toes, from cold and harshest winter.

FIN

Go apply for a job at a library, I'm sure the little kids would love your stories.  :)

[sneezer3]

I have a partial ingrown toenail.

I gotta dig it out cause I don't won't the docter to give my toe a shot and dig it all out. :(

[Cyborg]

Somehow I got my toe wounded, and I've been to the doctor twice about it, and he clipped the nail and dragged it out with tongs, but he just doesn't realise it won't help.

I still have a flesh wound there(on the corner of the nail where it meets the toe)... Pretty unpleasant if someone steps on it...

[Apollyon]

Go apply for a job at a library, I'm sure the little kids would love your stories.

[Jack Leaf]

I have 10 toes.

What? I thought everybody has 11 toes!

[bryorama]

I have 8.

[Terror]

argh stop it with the bloody messy toe crap. I have 10 fine toes and they're very pretty. I don't usually use them to control my comp with because realy.. my toes aint that athletic.

[Cyborg]

Are your fingers athletic?

[Terror]

i can do a lot more with my fingers than i can with my toes.

[Apollyon]

I suppose you have to make up for things somehow.

;)

Joking. :P

[Terror]

you would be surprised at how much i can touch with my fingers.

[desert_storm]

I have 10 toes.

what are toes?

AND WHAT THE CRAP ARE FINGERS!!!????!!!

[lowzeewee]

They are those things on the top of your head.

[Dunenewt]

Is he American?

[desert_storm]

WOW!!! I NEVER KNEW I HAD THOES!!!