Emperor Harkonnen Posted March 31, 2004 Posted March 31, 2004 A man comes into a Mcdonald's restaurant: - one cheeseburger with butter - butter? - No thanks.lol, isn't it funny ;D
Andrew Posted March 31, 2004 Posted March 31, 2004 That's nothing compared to the Tree jokeAsk me if I am a tree.Are you a tree?No. :D
Emperor Harkonnen Posted March 31, 2004 Author Posted March 31, 2004 rotflmao. good one! :) I almost laughed myself to death here. thanks for telling me that great joke. That's exactly the kind of jokes I like.
thomas Posted April 1, 2004 Posted April 1, 2004 heh hehI have a funny pun/pick-up linedude: are you from tennesse?gurl: Why?dude: because you are the only Ten I see :D :D
Emperor Harkonnen Posted April 1, 2004 Author Posted April 1, 2004 well that's not the kind of jokes I like. but I told that joke of yours andrew to a friend and he laughed just as much as I did. lol, I love those jokes.
drahgoon Posted April 1, 2004 Posted April 1, 2004 i have a knock knock joke, say this one out loud, knock knock,who's there,im a pile upand then finish it
Necroticon Posted April 4, 2004 Posted April 4, 2004 ......Ive seen sad jokes before, but this just takes the cake. In fact, it takes the whole bakery.Nah, im just kiddin with you. I love sad jokes as much as the next guy.
Mahdi Posted April 4, 2004 Posted April 4, 2004 heh hehI have a funny pun/pick-up linedude: are you from tennesse?gurl: Why?dude: because you are the only Ten I see :D :DBest line ever: "I don't want your virginity, just the box it came in."
thomas Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 ba-da-shaa!heh hehe nice nice, here's another one;Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!and here's a really corny one:Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Atomic Mitten Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 Two guys standing at the bus stop,next to one is a dog,the first one asks " does your dog bite" ?"Nope" says the guy.The other guy then pats the dog on the head,the dog immediately bites him.Outraged the guy who got bitten ,exclaims "you said your dog doesn't bite" !That's not my dog! says the other one. :)
Scott Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 Two muffins are baking in an oven and one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "Man its hot in here." The other muffins says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
GUNWOUNDS Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 whats meaner than a pitbull with AIDS ?the guy that gave it to him. :O
GUNWOUNDS Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 waiter working at a hotel sees an old wrinkled man come in with a gorgeous lady on his arm... they go to the 2nd floor and stay over for the night....Then in the morning the woman comes downstairs looking dazed and somewhat pissed off.....the waiter asks "Ma'am are you ok ?.. you look pretty upset"the woman replies , "That old man i came in with last night told me that he had been saving up for 20 years...... and i thought he meant money ! ! ! !" :D
Jack Leaf Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 Sexual jokes don't mean a pervert automatically...Young woman was on doctor's consulting. Finally the doctor said "You're pregnant." "But I've never been closer a man than two metres!" The girl cried, and the doctor answered: "In that case I would also like to see that man."
GUNWOUNDS Posted April 5, 2004 Posted April 5, 2004 are you a pervert or something???... *sigh* ... kids...
drahgoon Posted April 6, 2004 Posted April 6, 2004 Sexual jokes don't mean a pervert automatically...Young woman was on doctor's consulting. Finally the doctor said "You're pregnant." "But I've never been closer a man than two metres!" The girl cried, and the doctor answered: "In that case I would also like to see that man."thats funny and yes it does mean ur a perv if you are telling jokes like that... no i am just joking :D ... *sigh* ... kids...
Kiyouta Posted April 6, 2004 Posted April 6, 2004 hmm, this is a *great* joke:what's orange and sounds like a parrot?[hide]a carrot[/hide]oh how it makes me cry :'(
GUNWOUNDS Posted April 6, 2004 Posted April 6, 2004 oh how it makes me cry :'(me too from the painful stinging in my frontal lobe.
Apollyon Posted April 6, 2004 Posted April 6, 2004 Why did the little girl fall of the swing?[hide]Because she had no arms.[/hide]Why did the plane crash?[hide]Because the pilot was a tomato.[/hide]Why did the boy fall off his bicycle?[hide]Because someone threw a fridge at him.[/hide]
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