Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must smash the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.