nemafakei Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Damnit, Edric, I've had my trenchcoat for years, and now everyone's copying me! {Wields a monopoly on dark corners. Including 'GO' and 'Free Parking'. Puts on a sun-monocle.}
nemafakei Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 I don't seem to remember any chance cards by which you can do that, with the exception of the 'Birthday' card, when there are six players playing... I therefore conclude, to my surprise, that you were not born yesterday.
Dante Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Nema! I thought you were more mature than to crack witty remarks!Nice one. :)
Edric O Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 *concludes that the volume of alcoholic beverages in the house has reached a dangerously low level**makes a phone call**half an hour later, the back of a large truck smashes through the wall: the hijacking of the transport of high quality french wine was successful*
Davidu Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Davidu enters slowly the room:"Whatta? These people are DRUNK, or near to it! Jeez! I need to help them at this!"Jums at the bar and orders peanuts and wisky.
Davidu Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 - Hey buddy, ever heard of this guy (HIC!), Davidu?The other guy sleeps drunk with his head on the bar table. - Swell guy this Davidu, a great guy... Know what? (HIC!) It's me!! *laughs out loud* that was a good one, huh? What? yer sleeping? Davidu takes the bottle of wisky and splashes the other guy's head! - Hey, wake up! (HIC!) I'm not finished! And besides, you'll be missing the girls!Leaves the bar and screams in the middle of the room: WHERE ARE THE GIRLS???[for yer info, I HATE to drink, so this is pure fiction]
Inoculator9 Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 *Slinks into corner saying 'you all hate me because I'm fat'*
quoudam72 Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Your suppose to tell stuff like that to the bartenter not slink into a corner all by yourself. Here Inoc let me fix you a drink what would you like?
Inoculator9 Posted July 1, 2003 Posted July 1, 2003 Vodka with grenadine, and two shots of whiskey. And some pretzels...
Cybopache Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 And as he walks into the room he can hear them wispering and pointing:he slips a coin into the jukebox and let the song explainGuess who just got back today?that wild eye boy that been awayhave`nt change have a lot to sayhe looks around and thinkif the boys want to fight you better let themeverbody have been asking if you were aroundhow you were and how you could be foundI told them I`ve been living down townPlaying Battle for Dune!woaw the boy is back in towneverybody in the room look at each other and shout as it becomes clearTHE BOYS ARE HOME ALONE! 8) ::)
Cybopache Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 And after Inoc finishes hes vodka with grenadine and 2 shots of whiskyhe rise up and say,do u guys remember the chicK that used to dance a lotevery night she be on the floor shaking what shes gotI tell ya she was cool she was hot.I mean she was steamingand that time over at Gobbies place the girl got up and she slap Cybos facewe all ROFLOL,if the chick don`t wanna knowjust forget her.THE BOYS ARE HOME ALONEChyboo hic*
Inoculator9 Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 That was very good cybo, but I would never associate with those... people who are paid to do something...
Cybopache Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 hehe ofcourse not,I have`nt said anything bout`that there was anyone that got paid ,did I :D.exept for the bartender :O
Digital Guerrilla Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Enters the room and heads over to the bar. "Excuse me bartenter I would like a Irish Car bomb with a separate shot of whiskey."
nemafakei Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Degradation has seeped further.{Drinks Ginger beer}It's not alcoholic, before anyone else asks. Spice is a different matter.
quoudam72 Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 ??? I serve non-alcoholic drinks also, I even offered you a virgin margarita.
nemafakei Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Apologies; I forgot to ask... besides, I would not usually trouble anyone or incur on their hospitality so much as to take their water. (well noth THEIR WATER, but you know what I mean).What would one of those 'virgin margaritas' be?
Lord J Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Lord J saunters into the room with an Irulan ghola on his arm. "Klingon 'Iw HIq for me, bud."
exatreide Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 *Ryan Sharpie sets in escourted by another Irulan clone on his arm.looks at Lord J."Habq Shil Qou!"in other newscheco continues to smoke it up in the back room alone....no one seems to notice the emperor penguin smoking...
Lord J Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Lord J raises an eyebrow, "Indeed..." then moves down the bar to talk to Dustie about a Feyd ghola...
Vanguard3000 Posted July 3, 2003 Posted July 3, 2003 Filthy P'tahq! Both of you! You - bImoHqu'! And you - you stink of Sark fodder!*Steals both Irulan Gholas*Qapla'!Blood wine, please.
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