ordos45 Posted September 18, 2001 Posted September 18, 2001 684. You use the position of the moons to determine whether its safe to go out without being spotted.685. You are part of a highly secret Fed2k conspiracy with multi-million dollar funding from several governments to produce a real version of the spice and sandworms.686. You do karate and call it the Weirding Way.687. You do not drink anything but water.688. You want to know if Area 51 is where they keep the No Ship.689. You know how many Duncan Idaho's were created during the whole Dune Universe's Time. (Note this includes all bought by the Tyrant, the one given to Mua'dib, and the ones bought by the Sisterhood, and the ones never mentioned that were created by the Tleilaxu.)690. You have traced the lineage of all Ixian nobles to Bill Gates.
Guest The Elite Posted September 22, 2001 Posted September 22, 2001 You spend half your Saturday sitting at your computer reading these and then you realise that all this time you could have been PLAYING DUNE!!!!!!! [glow=red,2,300]TEXT[/glow]AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
bob_fox Posted September 26, 2001 Posted September 26, 2001 (I'm sure these posts are starting to get repetitive (mine included).)692. You insist you should be called Sir Sven the Slayer after you've uttered your 100th word for the day.
Acriku Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 Could you explain that one? I'm not getting the connection... 693. You get offended when someone says you're not a fan of Dune.694. You monitor is customized fully to Dune.
ordos45 Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 695. You know Mars is really made of spice.696. Umm...no Mr. Principal I didn't steal any cainnamon from the cafeteria.697. He doesn't believe you and you blurt "The worm god made me do it."698. You wrote the book on Shai Hulud.699. Your one of those people who stalk Brain herbert for an autograph.700. People think your random walk looks weird, you think that they'll pay when the worm swallows them.
Acriku Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 Is it me or are we getting repetitive? Anyways...701. You sneer at the people who keep the windows open on the bus, and think "Such a waste of moisture...!"702. You smile happily at the funerals over how much water will come out of the bodies.
bob_fox Posted September 28, 2001 Posted September 28, 2001 (I'm making fun of the ranking system.)(Here's another one making fun of this forum. ;D)703. You contemplate suicide every time you see people not using the forum system properly and putting [glow=red,2,300]TEXT[/glow] and [move]STUFF[/move] everywhere.
nemafakei Posted September 29, 2001 Posted September 29, 2001 704: You find yourself wondering (whilst being attacked) why your weirding module does nothing after uttering the correct syllables.705: Your house resembles the Sydney Opera House706: You get a compulsion to 'take the water' whenever you see Copper Sulpate or Copper Chloride solutions. (it's exactly the same colour as seen on the film)
bob_fox Posted September 29, 2001 Posted September 29, 2001 707. Every time someone upsets you, you shout "CHA!" into your hand.708. When you see someone with blue eyes, you accuse them of over-exposure to spice.
nemafakei Posted September 29, 2001 Posted September 29, 2001 708a: No you dont, you greet them as a brother, and ask them which sietch they're from.709: You attack your lips with pins to give them a Sapho stain effect.710: You don't need to attack your lips with pins, as they already have a Sapho stain effect
ordos45 Posted September 29, 2001 Posted September 29, 2001 711. You finally understand prescience and made a quote for it. "Those with prescience shape the future, while those without it are shaped by the future."712. You have drawn up schematics for a No Ship.713. You have written the complete set of Holtzman's Theories into book form and submitted it to NASA for testing on the shuttle.714. When someone observed your random walk it became the latest dancing fad.715. You can actually name every character ever mentioned in any Dune Book.
nemafakei Posted September 30, 2001 Posted September 30, 2001 717: And you can quote every line they say.
nemafakei Posted September 30, 2001 Posted September 30, 2001 Drat! Sorry! Er...716: Your kill yourself (nobly), because you took out your knife by mistake, and ther was no-one around to kill, so are forced to draw your own blood instead.
ordos45 Posted October 5, 2001 Posted October 5, 2001 718. U can remember the last time this list was finished and wish to restore it.719. U wrote a sequel to Chapterhouse and repaetedly refer to "The Sheeana Incident."720. U r up at 12AM writing reasons.
nemafakei Posted October 6, 2001 Posted October 6, 2001 721. You find yourself gazing at two plants, thinking 'there are 20 of us'.
ordos45 Posted October 7, 2001 Posted October 7, 2001 713: You stare at the belligerent waddling gait of your science teacher thinking...its really Bellonda.
whoami Posted October 7, 2001 Posted October 7, 2001 714 You call your math teacher a undercover scout.715 You call your computer and all dune software God.716 You quit eating cinimin on your toast saying its worth something.717 You uninstall Everquest to make room for all these funny posts.717 You think your middle school is the ordos base of operations.718 You think when it turns winter, you were transportedto the planet of the ordos and try not to step on the snow.719 You go home after school (To your home house, Attradies)and break the heat radieater fearing it will attrack gient worms.720 You change your email address to GimmeSpice@ilovedune.com721 You kik yoru brother out of the house saying heis a spy.722 You break your brothers nurf guns thinking that they'rerifals.723 You think your dog's tail is going to eat you. Well, that was hard for me to think of, might think of somore soon ;D I sorta fixed it but it looks like no one can count right in this thread... :) - Gobalopper
nemafakei Posted October 8, 2001 Posted October 8, 2001 No offence meant, Whaomi, but...- Can you count; the numeration's gone really out, now.- They're not incredibly imaginative... 725 (by my count): You take up hunting whales for their teeth to use as a krys.
Mordecai Posted October 9, 2001 Posted October 9, 2001 726: you dig up slugs and eat them, declaring them to be delicious Tleilaxu Slig meat727: you spend all day in a tank full of cinnamon trying to fold space728: you write background stories for all those minor characters who only got a sentence each in the books729: you wear a diamond-shaped piece of cardboard on your forehead and try to treat people who have the flu730: you would live in the sahara, but you don't know any Sietchs there.731: you hit people with bits of ivy and look surprised when they don't get scars all over their faces
Mordecai Posted October 9, 2001 Posted October 9, 2001 732: you drink any liquid you can get your hands on, reasoning that there must be so much water going to waste733: you go to hospital after drinking a puddle of muddy water734: you don't go to hospital because you put the muddy water in the right part of your home-made stillsuit so it got processed735: Your stillsuit is so efficient that you don't even need the muddy water736: you put your younger brother in charge of Canada (except you call it Lankiveil)737: You declare yourself Padishah Emperor of the known universe738: you get prescience and declare yourself Padishah Emperor of the unknown universe739: you eat oddly coloured sand and get surprised when you feel sick740: you buy out NASDAQ and call it CHOAM741: you know your way around every street in Arakeen, but can't find the way to the bathroom742: you don't need to find the way to the bathroom because you're wearing a stillsuit
Mordecai Posted October 9, 2001 Posted October 9, 2001 744: you write a new dune novel745: you would write a new dune novel but you know it is sacriledge746: you watch Star Wars and Star Trek and complain that they get all the science wrong - shields not exploding when hit by lasers, space being folded without spice, etc.747: in your heart you know that all the plants and grass outside will be gone in a year or so and the sand will come back748: you never wash - it is a waste of water749: you crouch down every time you stop moving and wait for the camouflage to switch on750: you delete half your computer's system files at random every two months to stop it turning into a thinking machine
nemafakei Posted October 9, 2001 Posted October 9, 2001 751: You cover yourself in slugs or leeches, and try to get them to form a living stillsuit752: You are arrested for threatening people by holding a poisoned needle at their throat.
firefly Posted March 14, 2002 Posted March 14, 2002 753: You find yourself muttering various of the unit soundbites occasionally.754: The aforementioned mutterings fit whatver you're doing at the time.
Usul Posted March 14, 2002 Posted March 14, 2002 755: you know what CHOAM means in english and what languages are used in the name756: you go to fancy dress parties as a fremen
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