Last time I checked we were on 700 I know cause I posted the 700th one. Here are some of my good ones I can remember..... 571. You started your own church called "Bene Tleilaxu" and you were recently shut down by the FBI because there were reports of Devil Worshiping and the Kidnapping and killing of farm animals, when your FBI liberators arrived you ordered your church which is about 4 members strong to fight them off with Crysknifes, You were soon restrained and taken to court where you were sentenced to 50 years in "Sing Sing" and immediate mental help, you tell reporters outside the court house that you "thought they were the emperors Sardakuar". 572. Your writing a Prequel to Brian Herberts Prequel. 573. You ask Scuba Divers about the waters of their Homeworld.