Inoculator9 Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 59. Geordi comes to engineering with his suit on backwards and says, "Oh, I didn't notice."60. The Borg realize they're being stupid and send 2 cubes to attack Earth. 61. The captain goes back to one of the many girlfriends he has lying around across the galaxy, and probably several alternate universes.62. A phaser backfires and explodes in someone's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted February 1, 2003 Share Posted February 1, 2003 63. Worf becomes a ballet dancer. :P64. everyone on the ship gets fired from there job.65. A person mistakenly thinks the holodeck is the real ship they are on and forgets to leave. (without interference with bad guys) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeLeto Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 60. The Borg realize they're being stupid and send 2 cubes to attack Earth. OMG! No! Then another one of the approximately 300,000 ships in StarFleet would have to actually help Enterprise! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 but those starfleet ships have to patrol the romulan border! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inoculator9 Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 They also have to find my cat, they said they'd do that weeks ago! I always hated the Borg getting all high and mighty thinking that one cube would suffice and then getting their butts kicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted February 2, 2003 Share Posted February 2, 2003 66. while being transported somewhere, they are all turned into furry little bunnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowzeewee Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 67:the crew of USS enterprise or whATEVER its called get killed by fremen warriors ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakgab Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 An insane crazy Ivan performs an insane stunt with super anti-matter/super explosive bombs attatched over his body... using a go cart to hit the top of the first wall of a base after which his body goes flying over the second walls and then lands into the nuclear fusion anti-matter plant causing a massive chain-reaction that ends the star-trek universe as we know it:D... (An alternative ending to one of my stories) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 You see the starship cleaners.The main viewscreen displays a fatal exception bluescreen error.Data has performed an illegal operation and must be terminated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 You see the starship cleaners.Hello?! Baryon sweep! Duh! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeLeto Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 You see the starship cleaners.Actually, the ship cleans itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exatreide Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 The Ship hits a Asteroid while moving at warp 5....efectivly...fffffhhhhppperizing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Did anybody mention - An enemy willing to kill them immediately without conscern for interruption. An enemy who knows martial arts and kicks their butts when Kirk and Spock try to take him down.Or no one releases flatulence. I mean c'mon! They gotta let it out someday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 -Spock meets his match: Someone without pinchable neck nerves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inoculator9 Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 68. A hypospray misfires into someone's eyes ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 69. The Romulans offer something and have no ulterior motive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inoculator9 Posted February 22, 2003 Share Posted February 22, 2003 70. The Klingons build an honorary rose garden for Captain Kirk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rigel6669 Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 71. The Enterprise beams up "sadam" and transports him to another planet. No more need to start a war in iraq 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 72. The captain dies and never returns.73. Their ship is decommisioned.also about starship cleaners, I thought that the holograms made after the inventor of the hologram doctor did some of that? and yes i know about the baryum sweap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rigel6669 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Captain Kirk died in "startrek generations" movie ::)So point 72 has happened already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakgab Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Let's speak about star wars fighters attacking star trek ships please...:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 rigel - interesting point, good movie as well, but Picard was the captain wasn't he? Kirk was an add-on for a temporary amount of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navaros Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 you guys are weirdall this stuff DOES happen in Star Trek in every single episode. read the title of the thread. DUH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Let's speak about star wars fighters attacking star trek ships please...:Dthis doesn't happen in any episodes at all.oh and 74. the captian send his crew to dune were thy are promtly eaten by worms after killing a smuggler with a paser75. the captian goes on a rampage killing hte whole crew with papercutters and flying the enterprise into a borg cube thing creating a cosmic rift that causes woopie goldberg to comeback as buddha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acriku Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Arohk - isn't it things that never happen in Star Trek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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