nemafakei Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 Post here any Dune jokes you may have thought of.Try not to be too vulgar in your punning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted November 12, 2001 Share Posted November 12, 2001 Q. Why did the sandworm cross the Dune? A. To get to the other side.Q. When did the Emperor no he was in trouble?A. When the Guild did not obey his orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timsvs Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 lol, i laughed by just reading, "Q. Why did the sandworm cross the Dune? " lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted November 13, 2001 Author Share Posted November 13, 2001 Why did the devastator cross the dune?...Well, whyever it is, we won't find out until he gets there....No, there's no way I can wait -that- long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 Two Harkonnens walk into a bar, the third one ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted November 13, 2001 Author Share Posted November 13, 2001 What do you get if you cross a laser, a shield and a cow?Chargrilled burgersWhat do you get if you cross a laser, a shield and a cow with a weirding module?Chaagrilled burgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThopterFanatic Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 Q.)What do you get when you cross Gaius Helen Mohiam with a nun?A.)Bene Jesuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 What do you get when you ask people to make jokes about Dune?Crap ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 this is just weird it is freaky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted November 17, 2001 Author Share Posted November 17, 2001 What do you mean by "this is just weird it is freaky"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 because all these jokes are strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted November 19, 2001 Share Posted November 19, 2001 Damn cranky moderators always complaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 I'm a navigator and I'm OK,I warp all night and I warp all day!He's a navigator and he's OK,He warps all night and he warps all day!I breath in spice,I rapidly evolve,I don't go to the lavatory (Eeugh!)On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have Spice Melange for tea!He's a navigator and he's OK,He warps all night and he warps all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted November 20, 2001 Author Share Posted November 20, 2001 You could at least make the metre good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Two Harkonnens walk into a bar the third one ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted November 29, 2001 Author Share Posted November 29, 2001 Knock, knock.-Who's there?Liet.-Liet who?Liet me in or I'll smash down the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 *groans, clutches head and goes into a seizure, due to pun-related injuries* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Crappy stuff!!!!!!!!!!! Dying!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted December 1, 2001 Author Share Posted December 1, 2001 Who said it was going to be any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 topic should be changed to "Bad Dune Jokes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 or "Dune Jokes So Bad They Smell Like A Tleilaxu Flesh Vat"Do flesh vats stink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 So what if they are a little cheesy? Its free expression of our skills or lack of...Anyhow about your signature evilbaronatreides, the part about Tipper Gore. I would almost believe that.She was coming to my school for a town meeting during the campaign season and my ride forgot me the day before Tipper was to arrive. So there I am on the phone calling my ride to come and get me, with the Secret Service flanking me on each side. Do you know what it is like to have the most well known bodygaurds in the US thinking you have possibly planeted a bomb for tommorow? It isn't fun, being searched by them is not fun. Being questioned by them is not fun, and having them bring in the dogs while you are afraid of dogs, is not fun. Anyhow, next day Tipper arrived when my ride was running late. She brushed by me without a glance even as the Secret Service shoved me out of my spot to overlook the parking lot, just because they could see the entire parking lot from it. This time they just watched me until I left when my ride got there, finally thinking I was no threat. SO Tipper Gore, the no soul thing, it may be true, it may not be. Anyhow for another joke.Q: Why did the Ornithopter cross the dune?A: TO get away from the pursuing ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Microsoft has been revived thanks to Ix and Ordos has created computers and operating systems to compete with that of Ix. One person reads the software inventory in the smuggler's warehouse.He stares at the two and asks a smuggler,"Which operating system should I get? Ordos or DOS?"*groans at own pun* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 Ok, it's not great, (and by great I mean relatively great), but still...*groans* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 2, 2001 Share Posted December 2, 2001 ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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