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  • 22 years later...

Hey everyone! Just registered to say that this thread has been a barrel of laughs for me. I hesitated to unearth this topic, but in the end, I couldn't resist the call of the... joke desert!

So, are you ready to dive into the... sorry, trek through the humor desert?

- Why do Arrakis inhabitants never shower alone? Because they're afraid of sandworm attacks!
- Do you know why the Fremen make great DJs? Because they really know how to mix it up in the Sietch!
- What's Paul Atreides' favorite dish? Arrakeen pasta... spiced up, of course!
- How do the Harkonnens save water? They never make waves!
- Why is it hard to keep a secret on Arrakis? Because the walls have ears... and so do the worms!

I know, I know, I probably should have left this topic buried in the sands of time, but how could I resist such an opportunity for sharing? Hopefully, these jokes will carry you across the desert of dullness to the oasis of laughter. May the spice be with you!

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