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those used to scare me when I was a child... Highly disturbing, those were.

*shudders in disgust*

I have a topic at "The War of the Vandsraad"

The Executrix agrees to support Pan1234.

I'm sorry, but frankly this pro/anti Pan business is making me confused. *tosses two more lasguns to Ordos45* Oops. Here. *tosses charge cartridges to Ordos 45* My name has absolutely nothing to do with Dune. It's something I came up with a long time ago.

Very Well. Feyd_Rautha is the Judge of the Change, alphabeta4000 has taken some of the goldfish population and governs them peacefully on another planet which is not to be included in the war, and I as the Goldfish Executrix must carry out the War of Assassins against House Piranha and other factions. Feyd_Rautha, propose a Great Convention.

We need a Judge of the Change. Someone who is completely neutral and will not participate in this War of Assassins and Fish.

Controlled? Oh, my, of course not. Just beware of the hunter-see-- *whispering* what? Have I said too much? Oh, okay..Are you sure? What's that? Alright. *normal voice* There's absolutely nothing to be worried of. You may feel a slight stinging sensation and a lack of body control, but those are NORMAL. *gives thumbs-up behind back*

All right then, let's set up a systematic way to battle. Like a Great Convention. House Goldfish will Defend, Prepare, and Attack each turn. With what resources we have and can get. We wish to control the seas and eliminate all competitors. All other considerations are trivial. House Piranha?

And the maelstrom disabled what I was going to do with oil and other such attacks. And I lost my homing beacon. :P

Sorry about that..but remember that I still have an oil leak to deal with, plus you never know when sharks will go to the highest bidder and turn traitor. *sigh* I can't do all this by myself!!! I'm only 42 people as one!!! *breaks down and sobs wildly* :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

A hollow voice starts speaking: Indeed. "ash nazg durbatuluk ash nazg gimbatul ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul" I will have the one ring. Soon enough. And coupled with the spice; I will rule all! *fades away*

*discovers the oil rigs* Hey, why is this leaking? Oh well. *prepares some more goldfish in it* Unfortunately for YOU, "Lard" Piranhakus, I have just made an alliance with the sharks. Prepare for a "surprise." Oh, and that inhaler you have is actually filled with liquid mercury. Take THAT!!!

Traitor. *throws dart at trh5000* Prepare to die, Lord Piranhakus. You are no match for the Goldfish Executrix and its forces! Perhaps you can withstand hot oil. But can you withstand this? *activates a maelstrom under House Piranha's forces and watches with glee as the infantry and vehicles are sucked underwater and destroyed*