nemafakei Posted December 6, 2001 Author Share Posted December 6, 2001 The Atreides use trinary0- Evil1- Tolerable2- Noble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaronMoritani Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 This is reposted from the Landsraad's page filed under Resources:http://communities.msn.com/TheLandsraadBene Gesserit Archives: Leto's Lost Journals:From a conversation with Moneo- Moneo: My lord, the populace are becoming agitated. It seems they are tiring of having a living god to worship, and who rules directly over them. LetoII: Have I ever told you the story of Adam of Eve? M: No, is this historical information from your other memories? L: Yes. It seems Adam was alone in the Garden of Eden and said to his god, "God I thank you for the paradise you have created for me, but I am lonely." His god says, "I will create for you a mate." Adam asks, "What is a mate?" His god answers,"She will be called woman. She will bear you offspring, and she will nurture them always. She will also care for you and nurture you as well through all difficulties you encounter." Adam becomes suspicious of his living god and asks,"God, how much is this going to cost me?" "Well," says his god, "It is going to cost you an arm and leg." Adam ponders this and finally asks, 'What can I get for a rib?'"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bene Gesserit Records: Leto's Lost JournalsLetoII's Initial Conversation With Newly Shipped Duncan Idaho Ghola #14Duncan Idaho: Why have you employed women as your new army, Duke Leto? LetoII: My Fishspeakers? Women have certain qualities that I require. Duncan: Certainly men are best qualified of the two genders to protect House Atreides. LetoII: Are you so certain, my old friend? Did the Tlexians explain to you about my other memories? Duncan: Yes, they explained them, but I don't understand why you entrust these fishspeakers... LetoII: Do you know about Adam and Eve, old friend? Duncan: Moneo mentioned it as I entered your chamber. LetoII: How astute of Moneo! He does not enjoy my stories from my other memories as much as you. Duncan: I've never heard any. LetoII: Of course you have. Well, Adam and Eve are alone in the Garden of Eden receiving the special distinctions from THEIR god that differentiate man and woman. Duncan: I don't understand. LetoII: He would provide one gender with a characteristic, then he would give the other person another one. For example, their god would decide that women would bear children, and then choose men to be physically developed to hunt and provide for them. Understand? Duncan: I guess so, my Duke, but what does this have to do with an entirely female army? LetoII: Have faith, my friend. Adam and Eve's god is finally down to the last two distinctions that seperate the genders. Their god asks, "Who wants to make water standing up?" Adam immediately demands that he be allowed this distinction. His god agrees and gives Eve the concluding trait saying, "Eve shall have the multiple orgasms." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------We have about seven more of these 'alleged' histories at:http://communities.msn.com/TheLandsraad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 ;D Hahahahaha. grreat. hihi I can't breath hiha *cough* *COUGH* *ARRRGH* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 i think i just wet myself....hehehehe great joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Feyd??????? you ok????????? speak to me!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 :D Yes I was just trying some new bene gesserit stuff. It did'nt work, hmmm. maybe there is a reason why they don't accept male candidates...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 come on everybody sing with me:It's a long way to TIPPERgory.....hahaha yes it was a bad one, I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 well thats ok... just cause i strongly dislike Tipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 I was just thinking howcome tthe US has a President like George W. Bush. He's obviusly very dumb. I saw a program ones where he was asked who was the chairman of PLO, and he couldn't answer. gee, and now he's the worlds most powerfull man. Big aplause to the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 I would like to see this Tipper, I'm just sure that I would share your point of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 I dunno, if your a right-wing anti-abortion, evil doer, you might like herand dont believe me, find out yourself, if you havent gotten the picture: I DONT LIKE THAT EVIL LADY-DEVIL. and thats MY opinion and it is bias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 so just don't believe a crazy person until you know the facts........but she is the devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 well we got one of those in Denmark too she's called Pia Ki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbaronatreides Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 and "Dubbya" IS a moron...i really wish he wasnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Well let's hope he does'nt take any drugs while being president, then it could turn into somethinge strange ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 I think george w. bush can't even spell afgahnistan ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 I think Bush is like the Emperor Worm....before the awakening to spice, of course."Look at me! Â I'm big and imposing, but I have no brain!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 are these jokes and mister baron atreides I am the (debately) the mod emperor worm!!!!!!!!!!!!!Refer to old post. Kill me and the mods dy hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anyway with the expansion thing I'm only quarter way finishing but may release skirmish only version soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fthg42 Posted December 6, 2001 Share Posted December 6, 2001 Him taking drugs would make him INTO the emperor worm, roaring over a wildly cheering crowd...The problem is, who would be in the crowd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 yikes!!!! what have I started oh Lord have mercy on my sould *ZAP* ARRRGHHH auch damn it, you didn't have to do that *ZAP* uh ah it felt kinda nice though do it again *ZAP* uh hihihi..... *Earth opens beneath* nooooooooooooo *Bunk* "there satan you can have him"hmmm it's kinda hot down here, hi satan let's fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemafakei Posted December 7, 2001 Author Share Posted December 7, 2001 Is that Gob with the tazer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 hmmm I'm back satan did'nt wan't me down there. He was screaming something about S(h)addam or something and then started to cry. So here I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphabeta4000 Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 they will all die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 now calm yourself. let's not do anything stupid. who do want to kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 7, 2001 Share Posted December 7, 2001 satan or lucifer can be a boy, girl, or doughnut. :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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