Petition to force the FED2K Corporation to provide Mahdi with 6 years of backpay

[Mahdi]

We, the undersigned, believe that Mahdi's contribution to this website over the past six years deserves at least $2450 Cdn in backpay.  Coincidentally, that is also the exact amount his plane ticket to Australia is going to cost.

[Mahdi]

1.  Mahdi

[Andrew]

Sell a lung. You only need one.

That's a one way ticket??? ouch.

[Mahdi]

Open-ended return.  I'm moving there for a year. 

[Andrew]

So like, 324 days from now you could say "I want to go home". Then get on a plane and do so?

Guess it is cheap.

>:D

EDIT: While flying, don't forget to bring your own plane safety card (very funny :D)

http://snoopy.apana.org.au/~bam/archives/jokes/1999/0122.html

[Mahdi]

The ticket costs an extra $115 because my girlfriend and I are stayign an extra night in Tokyo. 

And that's not a signature!  Sign it!  We only have five more days until Go get's back!

[Andrew]

Go is getting back soon!

I better sign my name before Mahdi is fed to Davo (did you check under davo for change in the dungeon?)

Signed:

Andrew

[Mahdi]

I'm using Davo to try and get a quick job for a few shifts when I get there, so I can't steal his change now.

[Timenn]

As fellow victim of underpayement you have my support.

3. Timenn

Should the petition not work, I've set up a funds for Mahdi's ticket. If you would all care to donate:

www.dungeondonations.com/mahditicket/donate.html

Edited by Mahdi to reflect the correct number of signatures.

[gryphon]

You have seen lost right ? You never gonna make it over the island :P

I am not signing btw. you can always swim. I'll send you a new swimshort if you want to do that..

[Cyborg]

You have seen lost right ? You never gonna make it over the island :P

Does he care? He's saying he's staying on it for a year.

[Mahdi]

Does he care? He's saying he's staying on it for a year.

That's not signing.  Sign!

[Acriku]

10. Acriku (like Gob's going to count how many there really are anyway)

[Mihail]

11. Clem

12. Clemenza

13. Clemnaza

14. Climoonza

15. Clemza

There ya go. Me and my...cousins. Yeeeees. :D

[The_Sadukar]

I believe that it is unfair that only we Scandinavian Northmen have had the pleasure of raiding other places, thus I sign this noble petition to help Mahdi fund his upcomming raid :D

12/16 King Sard

[nampigai]

if that means we'll get rid of you, then I'll gladly sign.

nampigai

[Cyborg]

Err, ok, I'll sign.

14/18 Cyborg

[Khan]

15. Khan

Ooh what part of australia?

[Mahdi]

Keep signing people!  Get your friends to sign!  Get your enemies to sign!  Sign up for multiple accounts and sign again!

To those of you who signed multiple times, thanks!

To those who signed only once I have to ask, only once?  Have a heart.

To those of you who haven't signed yet, hurry up!

To those of you who refuse to sign, better watch out for rabid dingo's in your underwear drawer!

Going to a city just south of sydney.

[gunner154]

16. gunner154

And I will rightfully take Mahdi's place. *receives stares* Um.. nevermind! 8)

[Tezcatlipoca]

I better be getting some kick backs in the form of Australian goods.

#??-?? The Smoking Mirror

[Mihail]

I sign on personal behest of the following people. Except Gob, I'm just thinking this may be sped up if Gob signs. Well, if Gob thinks he signed. :D

Acriku

Gobalopper

Nema Fakei

Andrew

Dunenewt

Edric O

Lowzeewee

Caid Ivik

Anathema

Rene Smeitink

[gryphon]

your all crazy if you think Gob even cares about how many people. Members sign. Last time I checked this forum wasn't a democracy. With non of mahdi's contributions to this forum have aided it in becomming a democratic forum. And now he is democratically asking our help ?

And NaMpIgAi. .grow up and open your eyes. This is not going to get us rid of him. It's just moving the problem to somewhere else and pad yourself on the back for your excellent solution.

To the rest who signed. . .sinds Gob isn't gon'na pay, expect a fundraise any day now on the site as your gon'na pay for it :P Just my guess....

[Acriku]

Please. The sheer numbers pouring out their admiration and wholeheartedness will turn the cold, furry heart that lies in Gob's cold, furry bosom.

[nampigai]

moving the problem is a good solution - just like atomic waste, let the aussies worry about getting rid of the "problem".

I'll sign again with my account name

feyd_rautha

Mahdi - don't say I never did anything for you!