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nemafakei

nemafakei

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Yep. I remember something Edric Posted ages ago; try the first few pages. They were quite good. Besides, both the 'Liberal' and 'Conservative' (using US terms, I suppose) lists are relatively humourous.

On the other hand, reply-jokes can get rather bitter and sour, so in the future please don't reply with counter jokes you've made to oppose one you've just read here.

ordos45

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Actually, I do know of the Evolution Vs. Creation going on, yet do not find that funny. After all, in theoretical higher maths being practiced, numbers can be manipulated differently, and thus in them 3 time 4 may not equal 12. And when you started out with Georgia I went "Oh my God, is he making a joke about that one rural school's segregated proms?".

SurlyPIG

SurlyPIG

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Davidu, there were several of them, and you made some of them:

Another one:

A contest between the US, Germany and RO. The best tank.

The US comes: target set at 5000 yards.

Public: wow!!!

The US tank shoots and scores.

Germany comes: target set 10000 yards.

Public: wooow!!!

The German tank shoots and scores.

RO comes: the tank captain was pushing the tank to the shooting line 'cause the tank's engine collapsed.

Target 50000 yards!

Public: WOOOOOOOOWW!!!!

PFFF!!! PPPFFF!!!!!!!

The projectile slowly comes out the barrel and hits the gound in front of the tank... it doesen't explode...

Public: ??? what is... uh? hey!

The US tank captain was laughing around the RO tank... when the RO captin comes out with alost no breath and says:

- Blow harder if you can!!!!

Acriku

Acriku

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I said it would make more sense Ordos, not more funny. It's funny to me because it mocks one side of the controversy in an ironic analogy.

ordos45

ordos45

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Q: What do you call three dead bodies, a massive protest march, cursing drivers, and some illegal aliens mugging you while speaking in Spanish?

A: Los Angeles

DukeLeto

DukeLeto

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Government disbands Democratic party.

Washington, D.C.- Attorney General John Ashcroft has expanded the definition of trying to beat the President in the upcoming election to trying to beat the president. Anyone in opposition of the President in the upcoming election has been arrested. And frankly, it's hard to run a campaign from Guantanamo.

-From The Daily Show with John Stewart.

Acriku

Acriku

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Look at his willy, it's straight as a pencil! This is getting rather unkosher...Also the arc of the urine is peculiar.

That joke reminds me of the parody of Air Force's motto, Aim High, where it had a baby "aiming high" into the toilet with the motto above him.

quoudam72

quoudam72

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::) Yes the picture is doctored 1.) the location of the penis is incorrect he is urinting out of the bottom of his stomach. 2.) we all know in order to aim it you have to touch it where is this child's hands?

Davidu

Davidu

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Don't worry, they have confiscated all our tanks after the WWII as well, so after that we had to buy tanks from them!

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