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Terror

Terror

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No :) . I'm brown haired, always have been.. although some of my hairs are turning blond. It might well be that in a few years i'm blond :) . However, when i opened it at home my screen was big enough to have your entire message on one scree ;) . So i didn't have to scroll and i didn't fall for it :P .

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HasimirFenring

HasimirFenring

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Dont get me wrong... I love a good french joke as much as the next american... But that website tries to pretend it is presenting a historically accurate perspective of the facts; it obviously does not. It makes references to the wars france lost in its colonies, but not to the (obviously) successful wars which made france an imperial power.

slaphapy

slaphapy

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dude albinoblacksheep.com is the koolest i recomend you go and look at some of their flash videos some of them are so insanely random you have to laugh

o and...

why isnt' the statue of liberty in any deoderant ads?

[hide]it's french[/hide]

ordos45

ordos45

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(Something paraphrased from Reader's Digest, I hope I got this right.)

A Rabbi and Priest were fishing one day near a bridge at a river. Whenever a car would approach they would take turns holding up a sign saying "Turn back, the end is near".

One car after another heeded the warning. The final car had an angry Atheist in it who screamed, "Damn nutcases" and other insults as he went by. A few seconds later a loud splash could be heard.

The Rabbi turned to the Priest and said," I told you we should have just wrote 'Bridge Out Ahead'."

Mahdi

Mahdi

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For the math geeks:

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator.

Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-Gebra is deeply feared by the intellectual giants of the Bush administration. Al-Gebra desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "X" and "Y", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns," we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every angle, and, if God wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes!

Therefore, we're extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these mathdogs who are so willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard! These statistic bastards love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under the circumferences, it's time we differentiated their root, made our point, and drew the line!

These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex. As our Great Leader would say, "Read My Ellipse. Though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten around their necks."

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