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exatreide

exatreide

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Today was awesome!

First me and my friend matt were skipping SRT, we were going up the stairs and this fat fresmen chick was infront of us, she reached for the railing and missed fell and slammed her grill on the stairs! blood went everywhare!

matt laughed and kept walking I just said "Freshmen.." and shook my head

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Me and some friends made about 5 of em out of empty beer bottles(We had just drank the beer in them) And we all lit em and chucked them in the fire pit and WOOSH!

Weird thing was it wasnt instant explosion, enough time for my friend cass to scream "That was gay" Before WOOSH!

We drove around the back field doing about 46 in rough country, stole a rake from a sandtrap at a golfcourse.

Best part was when Sherk was driving he never let his foot off the gas...Well untill he ran into a tree...Car still runs and none of us got hurt, it was damn good fun...

Just got better to...Went to take a duece...And heard good music coming from the janiters things wright across from me...Awesome! i love this thursday!

Kiyouta

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Sounds like you had a whale of a time there buddy. Just fill me in on a few things...

Who is matt? What is SRT? What is a 'fresmen'? And how did she 'slam her grill on the stairs' ? Holy crap, and 'blood went everywhere'?! ROFL that must have been brilliant!! Although what part of her is the 'grill' - sorry I didnt take biology. You and your friends made five of what? I mean, last time I attempted to set empty beer bottles on fire, it didn't work. I dunno, maybe my technique was wrong. Did you take the labels off first... ah crap... that was it! I took the labels off... no wonder they didn't go WOOSH! Tell me, does your friend Cass think everything is gay, or just beer bottles flying through the air, which, clearly makes them homosexual? Glad to hear you 'stole a rake from a sandtrap at a golfcourse' too... I guess that would make anyone's day...

Do we know who Sherk is? No? He's not related to a big green guy is he? But explain something... Sherk was driving yes? So how did he run into a tree?

Digital Guerrilla

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I think "grill" means face, I doubt if this was a bAr- BE- Q or cook out it's obvious by the lack of reference to a pool. The word "fresmen" might be some archaic form of "freshman" used by barbarians and the like or uncivilizied cultures, who knows I am not a scholar by any means. As for the cocktails they should only be served during happy hour, cheers.

Andrew

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Yah. GG Crusher.

I just spent 45 minutes walking around a field. Then when I was done my handheld said error. So there was no way I was going to walk around the field again. Next time I'm taking a vehicle. :P

ah, and watching a person fall down stairs is not funny. ???

Cyborg

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Ok, you're right there. If they start bleeding from their skull or areas nearby(grill?), I tend to feel sorry for him or her.

exatreide

exatreide

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Well, She fell up the stairs, and there wasnt that much blood, Just a bit.

We filled the empty beer bottles with gasoline, shoved a rag down in them, and lit the rag on fire, let it burn for a second and through it.

matts a friend of mine.

SRT stands for student resource time, where students get to go to teachers for class's or are forced to sit in the room and listen to the boring teachers read the schools rules out of the agenda book.

Dante

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Been there, done that... Personally I always had more fun just burning things. And melting them. And dissolving them. Explosions were fun, but they didn't last as long. No time to appreciate.

Vanguard3000

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That's why you do it repeatedly, until you do appreciate it.  ;)

My chem teacher used to let us blow corn starch through a bunsen burner using a rolled up piece of paper.  We had one fireball that damn near lit the cieling on fire, and sent a blast of hot air through the whole classroom (which was fairly large).  The classroom consisted of a U-shaped counter with the teacher's desk just above the U.  I normally sit in the middle of the U, to get the full effect o the fireballs, but if I had been in the middle that time, I would have been bald for a few weeks afterward.

It was a lesson in increasing surface area to accelerate a reaction.  So it was educational, too!

Andrew

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I wouldn't play with explosive fires. Ever throw a can of bug spray in a fire? It explodes. I've heard of a couple people over the past couple years doing so and losing there eyesight.

So safety first!

Keep a safe distance away and hide behind something safe.

Once at camping someone threw a full can of big bug spray into fire. It exploded and nearly burnt down our tents.

If you want to see an explosion, throw a fire extinguisher into a fire. Very explosive. Accidently had it in a firepit when burning some sheds. It blew sky high. Made lots of noise. I almost started to run away and I was at least 30 feet away.

Kiyouta

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5 of em, Were making more tonight...Wonder what happens when you fill a empty keg with gas...and light the thing...MMMM....

Say, don't get the bottles with beer, and the bottles with gasoline mixed up will ya? I mean... we wouldnt want you getting drunk.

DukeLeto

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Ever throw a can of bug spray in a fire? It explodes.

You know what's fun?  Use a  can of hair spray (or some kind of light aeresol-spray paint wouldn't be a great idea though) and one of those little grill (as in, the charcoal thingies) lighter to make your own flamethrower!

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