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The DLA in my name actually stood for "Dirty Little Ass".

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haha that's great...lol ;D

i've got one...lol

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Westwood online was down for a while and no one really knew why...It was actually Olaf who dropped a nuke on the wol servers so that everyone would move over to his server...good plan. 8)

lol. just kidding Olaf  :D

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Hidden within an archival board there is a full topic devoted to the destruction of Gobism, and the preservation of its few holy texts.

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The KYA/Setara War actually began on AIM (for a few hours) when Exatreides made it up and then spilled onto the forum.  Eventually giving birth to this board.

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Mahdi doesn't know I possess compromising photos as well.  Remember kegstock?

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Chanserv aka !8ball is really in charge of our IRC chat. 

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oh man, dont rape a wonderful conan skit like that mahdi. ;)

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Mahdi you weren't nav, if you are I'm going to *** **** ****** *** ** **** *** **** * *******!

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Mahdi is really my father

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Chanserv says Navaros is George W. Bush.

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Gob's mind works beyond normal comprehension.  How else do you describe how the first word that came to it was 'vegetation'?

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Gobalopper is actually Mahdi's maiden name.

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Mahdi's compromising photo's are located in Mahdi's lower right... eh... left drawer of his desk.

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ChanServ is evil.

Added:

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Mahdi was just an alias Navaros liked to annoy people with.

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Haha, this is funny  ;D

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Ex disguises this board as fan fic, but it really is his secret plans to the Dune2k Domination.

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Gob wrote the Dune Books, with an alias as our known writers. Gob is soon gonna turn us into slaves of dune.  ;D

fun fun

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There is only one Gob, and Mahdi is his prophet....

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Gob does not even exist, he is only one of Mahdi's many aliases

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Emprworm was in fact a middle aged black disabled woman (with only one leg).

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To stob browsing the forum, click the cross on the top right.

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Everytime you mention the words 'gobalopper', 'mahdi' or 'hat' during a telephone conversation, it is logged by the FBI and sent to Gob's email to serve as a hitlist.

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Fed2k. . .Secrets. . .

Nema is really just a spell check program

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goldfish is another name for the morphine Gob gives his prisoners in the Dungeon

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Dunesday was merely one part of an elaborate plot to steal vast amounts of condiments.

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gobaslopper have formatted brain  after trying to access program ffffff on hot sex line

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the main brain reactor of syczek is now in new york USA

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house atreides always fu****g harkonnen and want to decapitate barronmf

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the X files maked article about crashed saucer of hard disc in russia...near moscow

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throw shygirl from train and eat he brain

he have better knowledge about dune

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Navaros is some little child gob keeps in his dungeon and only brings him out when wants to start something on the forum

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every time u post something on this site, your name is switched and mahdi gets the credit for it.

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there is no dune its all in your head

:P

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Mordus..is a little...messed...up..  ;D

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Mahdi is just a little kid obsessed with us, and he is living in a high-tech human teen-probe.

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Gob really is in the dungeon, he just doesn't want to embarrass himself -- It is pretty hard to get locked up in your own dungeon eh?  :P

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to nuke this forum go to 8=~

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phpbb2 is better forum type than this, better templates, can be upgraded more...this is a s********** ******** * ***

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SARS on dune2000? yes, deviators can use this bio-weapon and evry infantry die!

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beware for stealth devastators, can be evrywhere :))

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if u can tell me what this guy is talking about then you win a prize.

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mordusxxx is the HARKONNEN GOD

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if u play emperor battle for dune too much, u will actually become Paul Atreides reincarnated

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as stated b4, mordus is a little messed up.

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Ordos is really from the CIA.

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if mordus is the Harkonnen God.. wut am i? The Cow God.

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I know wut everyone will say and do b4 acted. Im genetically altered.

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Byorama...how did you find out?

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Gob spelled backwards is Bog.  This is the real secret location he is in, not Canada.

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Inoculator is actually spelled Innoculator.... oooo the horror!

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Fed2k was originally planned as Taiwanese pharmaceutical company, with Gob as Prince Pharmacist.

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In a bizarre quirk of Catholic Church legislation, Mahdi recently became the Patron Saint of Cariboo.

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The Dutch are all really Canadians

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Navaros and Emprworm are the same person; they just donb;t know it, on account of being schizophrenic.

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The KYA/Setara war was just a cover while one of the compromising photos were being stolen.

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The Second KYA/Setara war was a cover so Mahdi could encourage proliferation of hats.

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Gob's dungeon is a euphemistic term for the psychological dependancy subtly worked into the minds of the users each time they view a page.

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The first rebel caught by Gob was Riper.

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At one time, communism was attacked on Fed2k by... Edric!

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Gobalopper is paid bribes in mountain goats.

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Failing to vote incurs a penalty of $30, payable to Gobalopper. It is unclear whether these dollars are Canadian, US, Australian, or even if the $ is for solari.

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The layout of the Dune Editing Website (as created over two years ago) was stolen from the then layout of Hotmail.

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At one time, communism was attacked on Fed2k by... Edric!

This one's true.  He used to like EA and bash liberals, too.  (Then again, so did I.  So who says people don't evolve?)

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So is the last one.

The $30 penalty, the goats, and the dungeon's psychological element have all been mentioned before, and (some of these may) have become almost fokelore among certain of the members (though the goats may possibly be allowed to be other than mountainous ones).

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The dungeon and goldfish spawned at teh same thread. . .

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