The_Sadukar Posted September 13, 2002 Posted September 13, 2002 74: you need a translater, if you want to talk to anyone cos you only speak fremen.
Twin-Head Posted September 13, 2002 Posted September 13, 2002 75. You're actually posting in this thread.
Lord J Posted September 13, 2002 Posted September 13, 2002 76. You invite your date to a spice orgy.77. You dye your contact lenses blue.78. You collect swords and knives and snicker when you see someone else collecting guns.
Twin-Head Posted September 13, 2002 Posted September 13, 2002 79. When you get old, you put cinnamon in your beer and think you'll live longer.
Lord J Posted September 19, 2002 Posted September 19, 2002 80. When you spend 3 hours straight on these boards and are dissipointed at the lack of subjects.
Dante Posted September 19, 2002 Posted September 19, 2002 81) You spend many hours dreaming of putting yourself in the Dune universe...
Twin-Head Posted September 19, 2002 Posted September 19, 2002 82. Your friend has blue eyes and you kill him and say, "DIE YOU STUPID FREMAN!"
nemafakei Posted September 25, 2002 Posted September 25, 2002 83. You know far better than to try to kill fremen.84. Unless you have called one out.
jacobdouds Posted September 29, 2002 Posted September 29, 2002 85: You have replaced your floor with sand, and have many pet mice which you let run around, calling them 'Maud-dib'86: You had a real working shield generator!!! But you destroyed it due to it scaring your mice.87: You are residing in maxinum security prison, on charges of killing a fat, red headed man in blind rage.88: You don't close your mouth in fear that your last visit to the dentist replaced your tooth with that gas stuff :/89: You work on the KH, or any mod for that matter :90: You pass a dust buster over your food scanning for poison. (it doesn't work)91: You reckon manatees (nema, correct the spelling, the big fishy thingys) are Guild Navigators92: You think the pope is a guild representitive (look at his clothes, he really is)93: That took a lot out of me, im gonna go meditate and look through time.
The_Sadukar Posted September 29, 2002 Posted September 29, 2002 94: call your grilfriend your concubine95: your grilfreind don't uderstand that it's ok to have several concubines.
jacobdouds Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 95: your grilfreind don't uderstand that it's ok to have several concubines.lol, perfect96: You lose all your concubines when they all find out about your wife...97: You think your wifes father is a leader of a powerful nation.good point down below
The_Sadukar Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 98) you keep asking why you father isn't a duke, and your mom isn't his concubine.99) your favorite pickup line is "wanna see my farthers dukedom, baby?"100) you show your freinds respect by spitting infront of them
Dante Posted October 11, 2002 Posted October 11, 2002 101) You think that marrying someone will automatically give you an alliance with your new in-laws.102) You destroy a radio because it is a talking (thus, intelligent) robot.103) You accuse twins of being gholas.104) You are confused to find that trout actually live in water and don't get ris of it.
The_Sadukar Posted October 14, 2002 Posted October 14, 2002 102) every saturday you go to the local mal, and preach teh wisdom of Muad'dib103) you burn your local church to make an exampel of those who don't follow Muad'dib
The_Cheat_Lord Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 105) You memorized EVERY voice in the game and from other RTS Westwood games (I did)
The_Sadukar Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 106) you keep telling everyone to wear stillsuites
Khan Posted October 26, 2002 Posted October 26, 2002 107) You shout at people thinking you can use 'the voice'
The_Sadukar Posted October 26, 2002 Posted October 26, 2002 108) you can figure out were all the sandworms in the Sahara are hideing
nemafakei Posted October 28, 2002 Posted October 28, 2002 109)...no matter how many thumpers you plant. 110) You can't seem to find the spice sands, either - after all, the worms defend them. There must be some there.111) You think you HAVE found the spice sands, and believe you HAVE ridden a worm.112) So do all your friends.113) And your Other Memory personalities.
Acriku Posted October 28, 2002 Posted October 28, 2002 114) You can relate to just about every character of your favorite House115) You refer to quotes written by Irulan in normal real-life situations116) You start your own Book of Muad'Dib
Dezertfish Posted October 30, 2002 Posted October 30, 2002 117) You save all your money so that you can ride a heigliner to dune.118) You can't wait to take the test to become a navigator.119) You smoke cinnamon in hopes of living longer.120) You go out into the deserts in search of reddish sand.121) When you find some you try to sell it on the black market122) You are scared of laser pointers, (there could be a shield nearby)123) You read Frank Herbert in history.124) You think that army personnel with blue eyes are fremen spies.125) You steal the water when you go to a restaurant.
Acriku Posted October 30, 2002 Posted October 30, 2002 126) You've found 10 words out of the name Dune.127) You find it strange that women seem to be dirnking sapho-juice all the time.128) You read Children of Dune TWICE (omg impossible)
The_Sadukar Posted October 30, 2002 Posted October 30, 2002 129) you dream about Hwi Noree, Chani, a bed, Irulan and some chains (eeeehhhhvvvv)
nemafakei Posted October 30, 2002 Posted October 30, 2002 130) You have been using these lists as checklists for your goals131) You have completed them and are searching for the ones lost in a forum change in the history of Fed2k for more inspiration.
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