DjCiD Posted August 26, 2002 Posted August 26, 2002 wow, chani & irulan clones.... I thought Shai-Halud was gonna pop up out of the cake like last time....Just then a huge starship, one hundred and fifty metters long shaped like a sleek running shoe, perfectly white and mind-bogglingly beautiful, landed out side. Out step the President of the Imperial Galatic Government.
DukeLeto Posted August 26, 2002 Posted August 26, 2002 Actually, lots of Worms are running rampant around the house. No one is sober enough to care. ;D
exatreide Posted August 26, 2002 Posted August 26, 2002 *Walks in with President Sharpie.*Waves high.....drinks some spice beers....And walks with the irulen and chani clones to the bed room shutting the door behind him. ;D
Usul Posted August 26, 2002 Posted August 26, 2002 Well I got Hwi Noree cloned hah. I take Chani and Hwi to another room.
ordos45 Posted August 26, 2002 Posted August 26, 2002 "Hi is this the Tom Clancy Convention," I ask. I see it isn't," Oh well might as well stay. Maybe Tom Clancy will show up here and merge the parties."Slinks off like Nema did and finds my own dark corner.
Desert_Eagle25 Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 Why wasnt i invited ?!?!*walks in and with a vest covered with C4 exploves and tennis-ball cases full of big metal-balls strapped on*
Anathema Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 Suddenly the police arrives on the scene, due to high noise levels. 15 minutes later the policemen are smoking joints along with the guests.
Desert_Eagle25 Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 *Puff puff puff*why did i come here again..? ???Ahhh well...*puff* :)
DukeLeto Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 DukeLeto frowns. This is not a particularly great party. Of course, perhaps if he could actually see through his guards...Oh well, at least his little drone-people guards had loosened up a bit. One of them was munching solemnly on a potato chip. ::)
IxianMace Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 An Ixian in white robes enters. He looks at Usul taking the clone of Hwi Noree and Chani away to a room, pulls a disgusted face, shakes his head while looking at the clone of Hwi Noree, and then proceeds into the main room. He leaves a package on the bench labelled: 'Handle with care'.
Edric O Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 Edric comes in, followed by a dozen cyborg Ordos bodyguards with heavy machine guns. They shoot Leto's guards. Everybody suddenly goes silent. Edric O marches to the center of the room and picks up a bag of chips. Then he says "Thank you" and leaves with the chips. His bodyguards follow.And then everything returns to normal. This sort of thing happens every day. :)
IxianMace Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 The Ixian looks at the remains of Leto's guards and smiles in satisfaction. The bodies are too damaged to be re-animated as Tleilaxu gholas. He fetches himself a drink, carefully checking it with a poison snooper before sipping.
The_Sadukar Posted August 27, 2002 Author Posted August 27, 2002 I have noticed teh worms arund teh house and i surgesst thet we play "who can first drown a worm" everybody agrees.
DjCiD Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 Drown the Worm is that like Swallow the Swan?!*enter Bilbo: I'm game ;D
The_Sadukar Posted August 27, 2002 Author Posted August 27, 2002 Basicly you just have to catch a worm and pour warter on it til it dies :P.
Usul Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 Then use whats left to kill your sister cos theres no way she could become a Reverend Mother.
Timenn Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 If you drown any worm, I will destroy this entire party with all the people!Timenn walks in, at his right hands walks a little bot. |Lynch|.'Has someone a lollypop for this little fellow?'
The_Sadukar Posted August 27, 2002 Author Posted August 27, 2002 Disapointet :P by the news, about the worms I Disapper into another room whit 2 Chanis and 3 Irulans party time ;D
nemafakei Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 {Nema moves over to another (empty) corner, muttering, barely coheently:} Point about dark corners is that you can be antisocial in them. Too many people in dark corners.{Aloud:} I suggest getting a reverend mother to convert the blue stuff before you try and drink it - if you manage to drown a worm.
DukeLeto Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 The Duke angrily atnds up. "You people forget, I have limitless supplies of troops! Just read my "Age of Chaos" posts!"Suddenly, legions of borg drones come into the house, assimilate Edrics guards, and drag them away."Great, Borg AND Sandworms, now. What next, sour punch?" murmers one of the servers.
Timenn Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 Suddenly a troop of Fremen comes in, 'we are here to obey to Shai-Hulud, we will take the troublemakers with us!'They carry away all of DukeLeto's guard borgs and other toys. They remove DukeLeto too. And also Edric O'You will be banned from this party for 2 days! And if you come, you will be banned forever from this party, or worse...'The peace returns, and all people start making fun againExcept Nema, who sits angrily in a corner, he is brewing a plot...Timenn leaves |Lynch| behind, after buying him a lollypop, and he climbs on the roof, so he has a good view :)
DukeLeto Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 DukeLeto sits forlornly outside the house. His poor guards! Edric sits stewing in the bushes. The duke can see the occasional sandworm erupt from the windows. *Sigh*
exatreide Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 *Loud moans are heard from the bedroom ;D*Then a screem.Exatreide and Irluen run into the hall way shareing a sheet...Chani crawls into the hallway holding her kyrsknife with one hand and the large knife wound in her stomic with the other other."We live for the one we die....die for the one..." Chani said seconds before dieing.*exatreides and irluen step over the body and walk back into the bedroom.....loud moans resume ;D*
ordos45 Posted August 27, 2002 Posted August 27, 2002 *slinks over to Nema's corner glancing around paranoid* You have secret plans yes Comrade?*hands Nema package before he can answer* This is the party destroyer kit Comrade. Courtesy of the Tom Clancy Convention down the road.*slinks back to my own corner*
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