Funny take on Israeli War Photo

[GUNWOUNDS]

Not trying to make light of the situation over there... but with the look on this guys face and with the position of the turret..... this photo is oozing with humor.

"What i went over my minutes?... oh god no plz i'm sorry"

"No seriously I'm fine with my carrier... no really... I'm kinda busy atm.... I've gotta get back to a war... NO THAT'S not an excuse! ok I'm hanging up now..."

"What? ... Do I like scary movies?"

"Ummm I can't talk right now... the wife's RIGHT behind me."

"What do you mean 'duck' ? ... is this a prank call?"

"Hey Officer, i locked my keys in my vehicle"

"I need airstrikes on the target behind me"

"artillery requested at this location"

"Enemy Armor Sighted!"

"What do you mean they took the aircraft carrier?.... I swear i go and take a Flag point and you guys let everything go to hell!"

"Requesting supply drop!, Over!"

"Uh yea I'll have the Won Ton soup with eggrol- ... what?  What do you mean you dont deliver?"

"Yea so i say to the guy.... wait hold on.... i thought i just heard someone scream 'tank targeting malfunction detected"...aw well guess it was nothing"

"I love you, no i love you more,  no you hang up... no you hang up... no you hang up"

From inside the tank: " I swear to God if you dont put that phone down."

"Ok i move Knight from D4 to E6....Checkmate!"

"Hey Ishmael, do i load the shells in with the pointy tip facing in or out?"

[nemafakei]

"No, I'm not interested in a free holiday."

"Um, your husband's not home, Mrs. Mustafa. Would you like me to take a message?"

"Your call is valuable to us. Please hold."

"What do you mean 'illegally parked'? There were no 'we will clamp you' signs?"

"Look, the paint's scratched, and it sticks out like a sore thumb."

"Yes, I DID take the second left. No, you DIDN'T tell me we had to turn off at Khan Yunis, you said to go straight on until we hit the mosque."

[Andrew]

"My tank is leaking oil"  (wet spot below tank)

[veK]

"We need guns! Lots of guns" (Matrix)

"Yes, hello... is this the 24/7 army-hotline. Ah well... how the hell do I control this monster?"

"Yes bro, I tell you... he's phoning his wife and as he hangs up and turns towards the street again there's that huge tank right in front of him pointing the cannon at his face. No man, I'm not kidding. If this was ever happening to me, I'd probably have a heart-attack. Okay man, I gotta hang up, cu..."  --- "AH WTF?"

[Phoenix]

From inside of tank: "Achmed, shall we bet I can shoot the phone out of his hand..."

"WTF!.. How do you mean you don't support it.. I'm in the middle of this freaking desert, and the only Mc Drive doesn't support tanks?! Now you really pissed me off..."

[lowzeewee]

Off-key comment: The soldier holding onto the receiver looks like Zinedine Zidane.

[Caid Ivik]

Off-key comment: The soldier holding onto the receiver looks like Zinedine Zidane.

"you think I can crack its armor with head?"

[chatfsh]

[Acriku]

"Ohh, I know how this game works. I'm gonna say 'there's a tank behind me isn't there' and then look, and there won't be one,  and then you guys will laugh through the phone and I'm going to be the laughing stock of the detachment. Not this time!"

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"Yes, Hi, do you guys deliver?"

- corollary "Oh, well can you just put the pizza on the next airdrop?"

- corollary "You guys still do that 'if you're shot to hell on the way, it's free" deal right?"

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"Commanding general please? Sure I'll wait..."

5 minutes later..

"Yes, CG? Hi, sir. No sir. Yes, sir, you were right about the tank. No, sir. Is it still there? One second."

turns around...

"Hello? Yeah, it's still there."

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"Triple A? Ohh, great. Yeah, I have a broken track, I was wondering if you could tow me to, say... friendly territory?"

"What? My membership expired? God dammit, *click*"

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And just because no one else posted this one...: "Hello?"

[Edric O]

"Yes, sir? There are Hezbollah fighters in the area, stealing tanks? I should not leave my tank unattended under any circumstances?"

[Egeides]

"Officer, my buddies are bullying me... I am not whining, they really aren't nice... I understand sir, but..."

[erjin999]

"...8...9...10...here I come, ready or not !"