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Terror

Terror

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that is true, but people are making jokes about the attack on the WTC, jokes about gulf war 2.... jokes about the taliban.. aren't they just as serious?

Andrew

Andrew

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Where does censorship end? :)

Just don't break the rules. (along with unwritten rules ;))

*Note* I would have posted this about 6 hours earlier, but Fed2k was down at that time.

Atomic Mitten

Atomic Mitten

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Sorry silly me ! I didn't realise that the victims of WTC were tortured and their skin used for lampshades.

Or were forced to have sex with their own mothers and sisters.

Or that they were marched through minefields.

Duh ! must be just me. ::)

Now Duke leto's post was funny !

Terror

Terror

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Sorry silly me ! I didn't realise that the victims of WTC were tortured and their skin used for lampshades.

Or were forced to have sex with their own mothers and sisters.

Or that they were marched through minefields.

Duh ! must be just me. ::)

Now Duke leto's post was funny !

No, they were victims to a terrorist attack, were burned alive, or fell down hundreds of meters to get to their end on the trottoir. Or they were in a plane, finding out that they were just gonna crash on the pentagon or in one of the 2 WTC buildings.

You get my point? If joking about that is fun, then why should jokes about WW2 not be fun? And i too have seen a concentration camp but that doesn't change anything.

What was funny though :)

My grandfather fought in WW2, and in 1955 or so, when he was working on our farm, some German visitors came by to ask if they could help working on the farm, they thought it was fun.

Well this they did for a while, until at the table, dinner time they came to the subject of the war. So my grandfather asked: "Don't you think now that Hitler was a big asshole, that he was a dictator and a murderer?"

They answered with that they thought that Hitler was actually a great person, he helped build up Germany.

From that day on, they were no longer welcome here and my grandfather threw them off the farm :)

Atomic Mitten

Atomic Mitten

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Quote"You get my point? If joking about that is fun, then why should jokes about WW2 not be fun? And i too have seen a concentration camp but that doesn't change anything. "

Wrong ! if you had you would know what I mean.

If you think joking about things like that and the WTC is fun ! I would see a Doctor if I were you.Cause your sick !

Like alot of people who de sensitise human suffering by making sick jokes about it. If you can't see that, then I feel sorry for you. >:(

Andrew

Andrew

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I'm still sad over the Roman Empire collapse and when Ceasar was killed.

Although making fun about the people who died Sept. 11 is not funny, just like making fun of anyone who died is not funny.

Ask me if I'm a tree. (seriously) :)

Terror

Terror

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Just because I wasn't alive when it happened Ariku, does it mean I shouldn't care ?

perhaps you may care, i care... everyone cares. But it's not something to get mad about that easily. We make jokes about Belgians, Turks etc, they make jokes about us... is that something to get mad about? It's just a funny twist of reality.

GhostHunter

GhostHunter

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Atomic, they're only jokes and should only be taken like that.

It's like people in Europe calling American lazy ass slob's, do they really consider that we work more hours then they do and take less vacations? No, it's what makes them happy so it really doesn't matter, and nor should you considering after all, this is a jokes thread.

Atomic Mitten

Atomic Mitten

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Exactly this is a jokes thread, so if someone posts something that is funny, I don't have any objections to it.

You are still missing the point ! so I will not post anything else in this thread.

Think about it, maybe you will understand eventually. ;)

Terror

Terror

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:) perhaps. But don't think wrong of us. We are no racists or whatever. We just laugh about it because we think it is funny, as it is not real, it is just based on a real thing. But let's end this discussion now before we destroy this thread.

Davidu

Davidu

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Oh c'mon guys!

So what about if we make jokes about other peoples?

I know a ton of jokes about Hungarians (our "dearest" friends). Or about the turks (the other "old good pals"). Ufortunately I dunno any jokes about us that the others would tell.

***

A guy was working in the field when another runs to him:

- John! John! ...

- What?

- Your mother-in-law died!

- Ok.

- What? Aren't you coming?

- First work, then fun.

***

A woman has three sons-in-law.

The first guy passes near her home. Whan she sees him she throws herself in the pool and starts screaming. The guy saves her. The next day he finds in front of his house a reasonable car with a small piece of paper:

"You do good, you find good - your mother in law"

The second son-in-law comes over and, the woman does the same. He saves her, and the next day he finds a motorcycle at home.

"You do good, you find good - your mother in law"

The third guy comes. The woman throws herself in the pool and starts screaming. The guy thinks:

"The first guy got a car, the second guy got a motorcycle. What will she give me? A bicycle? Nah! Let her drown!"

The woman drowns and the next day the man find in front of his house a superb Porche, brand new, lates model, full-option with a small piece of paper:

"You do good, you find good - your FATHER in law."

Mahdi

Mahdi

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Norm Macdonald paraphrased:

I'm Polish, my family changed there names to avoid all the anti-polish sentiments. You all, all thsoe awful, ethnic Polish jokes. So, one day I went into a store and asked for soem polish sausage.

"You're Polish, arn't you?" the employee asked. I was enraged. I had thought in this day in age we would have been beyond such things.

"Why?" I asked, "Just becasue I asked for Polish Sausage? Just because I asked for polish sausage makes me polish? What if I asked for Belgian Waffles, would that make me Belgin? Would asking for English Muffisn make me English? Would asking for French Toast make me French? How on Earth could you have possibly came to the conclusion that I am Polish simply by asking for Polish Sausage?!"

He replied:

"Because, sir, this is a hardware store."

Sardauker-Kirov

Sardauker-Kirov

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There was a ghost haunting a house, the ones living in the house gets seriously annoyed by the racket the ghost makes.

So they called in 3 priests, a Muslim priest, a Buddhist priest, a Christian priest.

The Christian priest begun first and started with the soft-audible holy chanting, but no effect.

Now the Muslim priest began and he screams. "NOW GET OUT YOU GHOST, OR ALLAH WILL CUT YOU INTO PIECES AND TUG YOUR BEARD OFF, WHILE MY 20 CHILDREN WILL DOG-PILE ON YOU!"

He took a long breath, but the threats didn't seem to have any effect.

Now the Buddhist Priest is on the move and he kept saying the nicest things of earth, without threats or chanting, it had no effect at all and the ghost bitchslapped the Buddhist priest.

So the ghost appears and pulled his hair out.

"I am neither a christian, buddhist or muslim. I am a god-fucking ATHEIST!"

Terror

Terror

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lol, it actually kept me busy as well :P. It didn't fit on the screen so i slided down... look up? slided up.. down? slided down again... oh now i understand what you meant ;D

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