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Yep, called "Tippeligaen"(The Guessliga  :P) in Norway...

Fana is in the second division... That's two "divisions" below... Quite much.

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you silly willy... You should be ashamed!

Well, Fana is really good, I mean... They'd kick the ass of any English team any day.

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Cut grass (commercially, entrepreneurially)

Work on farm.

While taking a 2.5 hour biweekly class on economics, but the drive there and back is 1 hour each. So Tuesdays and Thursdays are gone.

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vanguard, you need the the can of cream soda to throw at the miscreants and hte sandwhich to eat if you're hungry.

here's a good site for weapons, can get something way more menacing than a baton:

www.gungfu.com

and if you want the classic leather billy, they have it for $10

billys_slappers.jpg

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Much better.  Calling me a cop would be like calling the Dune prequels as good as the originals.

(okay, cheap shot there)

Scytale:  Keep in mind that I'm not supposed to look menacing.  I'm a security guard, not a Yakuza hitman.  Even if I had such weapons, I most likely wouldn't use them anyway, for two reasons.  First, I'm a pacifist, and second, use of these things would almost always result in the use of illegal force.  We don't have the legal right to beat the tar out of people, you know.  We can defend ourselves.  That's it.

And again, I've never worked a shift where I've felt I've needed such "protection".  If I got one of the more perilous shifts, I'd probably get a set of cuffs, but that's about it.

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How are you going to get the cuffs on a person without something to disable him with....

How can you secure something without anything to secure with...

Eh I am taking this way to far.....I see your position and I agree with you...you arnt working a dangerous shift so you dont need anything more than yourself being there to keep punks inline.

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How are you going to get the cuffs on a person without something to disable him with....

Well, cuffs can be used as a weapon, should the necessity arrive.  Besides, if I were attacked by a large group of "punks" I think they'd overwhelm me no matter how many blunt instruments I have.  ;)

Yeah, but he's Canadian after all - they're all blood thirsty bastards.  ;D

What is that, some kind of mock steryotype?  I'll kill you for that!

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As an protector of the law, you need a whip.

I'd like to see all security guards and police be as good with it as Zorro.(In the film he extinguishes some candles just by whipping at them sevelar metres away)  :D

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Well, I have a sword.  It's not sharpened, but I have one.  Maybe I should bring that on duty sometime.  See what those damnable skaters thing of that, eh?

If every cop and every security guard were a Zorro, then there truly would be no crime!  En garde!

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[edit] ^ that is quite possibly the crappiest 'Z' I've made since the third grade.

Posted

To counter those irritating skater-bois, take a pirated/burned version of Tony Hawk's Pro skater game, disguise it as a real version, and burn it in front of them, and keep chanting "Skating sucks" continously. :O

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"If every cop and every security guard were a Zorro, then there truly would be no crime!"

So long as every criminal were a rabbit or other small rodent.

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