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Mahdi

Mahdi

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It looks as though I have taught Mahdi well in the ways of "meh". Now I just need to teach him how to walk without falling into holes...

It was raining and wet.  I slipped.

Vanguard3000

Vanguard3000

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You're predictable.

And it had nothing to do with me believing you; I know better.  I instead took your two stories, compared them, and decided your original story fits your character better.

d3m0nger

d3m0nger

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BAHA har,

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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<ohm> damn

<ohm> FUCK

<ohm> DAMN

<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up

<ohm> FUCK

<ohm> i go like this to her

<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"

<ohm> FUCK

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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?

<Indidge> umm....nothing?

<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?

<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?

<Jeedo> Yes  Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

<Cthon98> ********* see!

<AzureDiamond> hunter2

<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me

<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******

<Cthon98> thats what I see

<AzureDiamond> oh, really?

<Cthon98> Absolutely

<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?

<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that

<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> awesome!

<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?

<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw

<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator

<ecoli> ew.

<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?

<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?

<Aero> he doesnt answer

*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

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<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell  tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.

<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

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<ZeuS> what games do you people play here

<Index> sex games, what are you wearing?

ZeuS left chat (Leaving) at 21:46:52.

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*** Quits: f|ux (6 kills in a row in Unreal Tournament; MonsterKill. In Quake3; Excellent. In Counter-Strike; "Kicked by console")

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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike

<goatboy> what?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> er?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> and?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> ...

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> i dont get it

<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.

<goatboy> bastard

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<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.

<FM{FF1}> ...men.

<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.

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<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

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<glacial>  I love school

<glacial>  Today our term paper due date's set

<glacial>  Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.

<glacial>  So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

<glacial>  She waits for the laughs to die down and says:

<glacial>  "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.

<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

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-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FUCK ME

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

Jack Leaf

Jack Leaf

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<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.

<zeep> rapc?

<Batty> ...

<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end

<zeep> oic

<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e

<zeep> wtf is erap?

* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

<Quijote> WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SHIT IN THE MODERN PRINETRS FUCK WHEN THE COLOR CARTRIDGE LAST A MONTH BUT THE PRINTER NOT EVEN THAT FUCK AND THEN IT SPEAKS FUCK SOME SHIT PORTUGENESE THO I INSTALLED ENGLISH SHITFUCK FUCK AARGH IS IT TOO MUCH ASKED TO PRINT ONE LITTLE PAPER IN WHATEVER COLOUR BUT NO ERROR ERROR DOCUMENTO PUERTO RICO BANANA HOBLA HABLA CHA CHA CHAAAAAA

Super-ness

Super-ness

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COUNTERSTRIKE

Leep says:

it disconnects when i get in

Leep says:

and sez nothing

Leep has come online.

Leep has come online.

Kal says:

exit progs you dont need

Kal says:

like proper

Leep says:

kk

Kal says:

try again

Leep has gone offline

Kal says:

.............

Leep has gone offline.

Message could not be delivered

d3m0nger

d3m0nger

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lol :P

Have Fun!

<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes?

<MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!

<MattV> A- Almost boobs

<MattV> B- Barely there

<MattV> C- Can't complain!

<MattV> D- Damn!

<MattV> DD- Double damn!

<MattV> E- Enormous!

<MattV> F- Fake.

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<sm`gone> getting dressed now

<sm`gone> no need to shower, i use linux

* EvilGrin submits to bash.org

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<Nick> Albert! Say something dirty!

<Albert> Bukkake!!

<Nick> Agh!! Too Dirty!

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garrett8675309: heard you threatened to shoot my girlfriend...

imptacular: yeah

garrett8675309: you should get your membership card in 7-10 days

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* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)

* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :P)

<@ShowDowN> that is sick

<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in

<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

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<pihlopase> Jesus Saves

<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE

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< tcowher> personally I'm annoyed that they can get 11KBps from mars but can't get me a stable 5KBps over 17 miles.

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<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend farted onto the mic.

<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"

<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

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<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

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<[bAC]Draxon|TWL>  "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.

<[bAC]Draxon|TWL> oops

<[bAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window

<d|syztem> what the FUCK

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<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night

<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while

<%The_Coolest> y?

<+Enyo> why?

<%The_Coolest> :O

<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too

<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

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<DemonEater> wtf

<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship

<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy

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oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh

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<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!

<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

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