d3m0nger Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Most of these quotes are fromm IRC..and damn funny 2 (some of them are pretty *harsh*:t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway rightBlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...BlackAdder> WRONG BTICHBlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOUBlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIESBlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNYBlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIESBlackAdder> IN FACTBlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOWBlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CAREBlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.**** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway rightCRCError> rightheartless> Right.r3v> right--------<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK<tatclass> er.<tatclass> hi.<andycode> A common typo.<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.------* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS-----------<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong<Ouroboros> Ok.<tag> | .<Ouroboros> . |<tag> | .<Ouroboros> . |<tag> | .<Ouroboros> | .<Ouroboros> Whoops------------anamexis> oh man<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind<anamexis> and it exploded<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard<anamexis> but I got it away just in time<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)<anamexis> :<--------------------<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado----------------<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P---------------------<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.<Ben174> : Where u work?<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)------------------------superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!--------------------------<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.------------------------------------frank> can you help me install GTA3?<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't usingfrank has quit IRC. (Quit)<knightmare> ...-----------------------------------*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)--------------------------------------<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? <Celestya> i dont think so <Mikkel> Wanna go camping?-----------------------------------<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<kylev> hahahahaha<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism<`Neo> bahahahaha------------------------------<AndrewLB_in_Chise> My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terror Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 Hahah, there are some funny ones among them<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK<tatclass> er.<tatclass> hi.<andycode> A common typo.<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.this one is hilarious :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gryphon Posted May 23, 2004 Share Posted May 23, 2004 taken from www.attrition.org(Addstar) by the way how do i find out who has Ops here?(Sinner) well we will all kikc you and yu count the kcisk*** Addstar has been kicked off channel #phreak by Sinner (one)*** Addstar has been kicked off channel #phreak by wr (two)*** Addstar has been kicked off channel #phrEak by Set0n (3...T H R E E)*** Addstar has been kicked off channel #phreak by firebug (four)* ^SeTh^ wonders why no one drinks milk here??(firebug) BECAUSE THERES NO ROOM FOR MILK IN MY BODY WITH ALL THIS CRACK(No3scap3) Anyone have some good TXTs for newbies??(kokey) just read all the phracks(kokey) that'll keep you away from us for a while(el4n) i swear(el4n) my dog licks his penis, then he looks at me and SMILES !(solctice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOUNTAINS....THERE ARE NO MOUNTAINS IN ARIZONA....JUST CACTUSES AND DED K0W SKULLZ.(solctice) I KNOW WHAT ARIZONA IS LIKE...I WATCH BUGS BUNNY(Cypher) anyone here into hacking?(Cypher) or just phreaking..(SWinder) i am only into fucking small children cypher.(SWinder) afterall..computer hacking is illegal.(AIDS) i miss my mom(AIDS) she'z under the bed in a box(AIDS) sometimes i take her out and pretend that shez still alive(AIDS) *sob*(sfuze) WHY THE FUCK IS THE HINDU UPSTAIRS SHOVELING NONEXISTANT SNOW(SerapiS) i just ate an entire fuckin pizza and feel like i'm gonna puke(antix) hey, if u ate pizza, puke this way-) *chesshire* are you a female?*chesshire* hell no*chesshire* =)-) *chesshire* would you like to pretend you're a female for me?*** chesshire [AandC@shelby-130.shelby.net] has left #phreak(gothgrrl) like an hour ago i was laying in bed and i threw up on my floor and my cat licked it up(gothgrrl) she licked it all up(UeberGoat) the closest thing I got to a girl(UeberGoat) was an IRC RELATIONSHIP for christs sakeok, I'll admit . . .most of them are just grose. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryorama Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Haha, those are actually pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Leaf Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 You stole those all from www.bash.org :PAnd here's a one (you can find a Finnish version of this from a Finnish quote site...)<JackLeaf> Scary<JackLeaf> Today in school I said "untelligent" instead of "intelligent"<JackLeaf> And then I realized I is next to U in the keyboard<Stardast> <3 nerd<El-carpaso> Too much irc<JackLeaf> yeah a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3m0nger Posted May 24, 2004 Author Share Posted May 24, 2004 Yeah bash.org rocks ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3m0nger Posted May 24, 2004 Author Share Posted May 24, 2004 Another refreshing list!( best ones I could find):<Prae> god religion makes me sick<TK-42-1> yep<DeathVipr> amen------------------------------<Prae1> When customers say they want extra sweet and sour sauce, I write down "extra ss" and then I yell out SIEG HEIL--------------------------------<DeathVipr> shut up Icyberg you only support rape because it's the reason you exist--------------------------------<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.-----------------------------------<cndz> what would jesus do<Josh> probably get crucified and die-----------------------------------<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got no titties <LULU> You wear pants don't you?-------------------------------------<Supra87T> now i have to get tested for aids.<Snipa> Think positive<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny--------------------------------------*** Now talking in #deaf<shery> hey<Dirge> what?-----------------------------------------<mud_golem> hey, fran i need a pic of you to show my friend why we hate you so muchAnd more comming if people are interested.. btw jack, this list is not from bash :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 LOL loved those ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryorama Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 LMAO, get crucified and die. I'm cracking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryorama Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 This is the most structured argument ever.MrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: noMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: noMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: noMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: noMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: noMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: noMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: noMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: Wow, this is a structured argument.MrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: NoMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: NoMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: NoMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: Make meMrSpecial89: shut up Amazing, absolutely amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3m0nger Posted May 24, 2004 Author Share Posted May 24, 2004 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryorama Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Haha, I love these. More coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 MrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: noMrSpecial89: shut upx0 m0r0n x0: no...That sounds like the kind of argument I have with Mahdi over MSN quite regularly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 That sounds like the kind of argument I have with Mahdi over MSN quite regularly...Ours was longer and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryorama Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 I see it amuses you. ::) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Ours was longer and better.The hell they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 The hell they were.If you put it together with Mahdi and I's convo sometimes. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahdi Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Don't amke me open the log vangaurd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Wow, Mahdi gets into shut up matches with everyone but me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Don't amke me open the log vangaurd.Yeah, you might show them my repeated attempts to reason with you while all you said was "meh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobalopper Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 It looks as though I have taught Mahdi well in the ways of "meh". Now I just need to teach him how to walk without falling into holes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nampigai Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Mahdi is fully capable of having very good conversations:NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:I'm thinking of getting a new avatarIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yeaIs there anything more evil than a cable company? siger:oh yeah?NaMpIgAi [ Wiggle your big toe ] siger:yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3m0nger Posted May 25, 2004 Author Share Posted May 25, 2004 MORE MORE MORE :D:<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.----------------------------<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.-----------------------------<WullOw> french foreign legion is hard as hell<PoP-PoP> you have to carry that white flag everywhere------------------------------<par1ments> you deaf kenf?<kenf> Yes.<slackor> you should team up with a blind guy for 120 minutes of comedy--------------------------------<Lelon> you are contrarian<Sh0t> nope<Lelon> see-----------------------------<DRLEGO> having the slowest processor in an irc channel is like having the smallest dick on the football team-----------------------------------<GC> What does NASA stand for?<GC> Need Another Seven Astronauts---------------------------------slackor> that sounds gayer than the time i had sex with a man-----------------------------------<slackor> get em to organize your porn too<slackor> i arange mine by number of holes penetrated---------------------------------<[Digital]> get man_fucking_a_car.mpg<[Digital]> ah fuck wrong window------------------------------------<TroLL>I once said "owned" to a black man before. talk about awkward moment... ---------------------------------<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:*.*<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc<Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting!<Blitz> no, its scanning<J0E> it says deleting*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect-------------------------------------<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers-------------------------------------------<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.----------------------------------------<+mOrphz> damn it :/<@Lego> damn it :/<+mOrphz> stop that<@Lego> stop that<+mOrphz> :D<@Lego> :D<+mOrphz> Lego smells<@Lego> Lego smells<+mOrphz> /quitquit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit)--------------------------------<aryov> This cake is soooo good<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 LOL, more :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Leaf Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 :P funny.<Herra_Perkele> What if I put "x" as badword on every channel?<Luciferius> But what if somebody wants to say zorro<Luciferius> i mean uh<Herra_Perkele> :DDD :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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