Fed2k Hymns

[nemafakei]

Post any additions here. Perhaps we could even release a CD...

Oh come, thou rod of Jesse,

Free thy posts from Dungeon tyrrany

And let th'incarcerated mods out

Lest other posters sacred rules flout.

Rejoice, Rejoice, Gobalopper...

(Sorry, awful, I know...)

[Apollyon]

Er well... ok then.

Across the land, sing unto Gob!

For He is your saviour, He your master

He forever your administrator.

Forever ruling with grip divine

Over mighty domain with His sight benign,

Forever in this holy forum of Fed2k!

Oh so sing to the lord of discussion boards!

Sing His praise to the skies above

And open up thine heart with boundless love

Oh sing the praise of Fed2k!

That kind of thing?

[Dante]

All boards bright and beautiful,

all dungeons great and small,

all things white and yeti-like,

the Lord Gob made them all!

The threads at the beginning,

the life of FED2K,

He made them all! His greatness,

is working every day.

Smilies he made optional,

updates all the time,

treats us all with fairness,

but kicks out all the slime!

Archives all the images,

Limits posts of spam,

helped by Angel Mahdi,

who is his right-hand-man.

... I enjoyed that.

[Atomic Mitten]

Creeps ! lol ;)

[Charliec81]

(I made this a school cheer)

Ya Hya Chouhada !

Bila Kaifah !

We are who we are !

Bila Kaifah !

Nothing can hold us back, nah !

Bila, kaifah !

We are (insert anything here. FED2K for instance) !

BILA KAIFAH !!

~

And it worked. Really.

Frank Herbert's legacy continues.

[Mahdi]

Okay, now this is kinda freaky.

[Caid Ivik]

Kol od balevav penima

nefesh fremeni homnia

Oulafatei mizrach kadima

ajim le FED2k sofija

etc...leo will complete it ;D

[Inoculator9]

I have to agree with Mahdi on this :P

[nemafakei]

Dust Scout, that was precisely the sort of thing I was thinking of!

Parody is fun.

[Jack Leaf]

Freaky indeed.

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I made a while ago (more than two months...) "Fed2k song". I got the idea once with Lowzeewee, and we wrote this.

EDIT: I didn't remember it's THAT bad...

Aaa-h, Aa-h, don’t sing it yet… don’t sing it yet… NOW!

This is for the people that want it!

We are Fed2k, We sure are...

Gobalopper is our boss and we shall obey his rules

If not, he shall throw you to his dungeon and torn you apart.

This is story of that place, the best Internet community ever,

Fed2k.

There are Navaros and Lowzeewee with post limits and flamewars

Both banned once, but today we are equal. This is the song of Fed2k.

Some write in a rush, but it doesn't

really matter, because we are Fed2k.

But we hate leet and other stuff buhhahw.

You know why already.

This is for the people that want it!

Heee-eey, baby, I want to know if you would be my forum

Navaros, Lowzeewee, Playerap, Atomic Mitten, doesn’t really matter…

This is the song of Fed2k, join us, join us

Dune junkies or not Doesn’t matter, Join us

This is the song of Fed2k

You are one of us! You are one of us

We are Fed2k

We don't need our reasons to do what we want and you know why already

This is the song of Fed2k

We shall sing and live in peace once again

Forget about the old flamewars

Though Dutch are still trying to take over the world

But who really cares

Fed2k is and will be

But if you want

Grab your keyboard and start the war

Go, go.

Modérators!

We are Fed2k. We sure are.

This is for the people that want it!

Hee-ey baby, I want to know if you would be my forum

Ex-Atreides! Inoculator9! DukeLeto! Lord_Johnsonius!

We are the community

This is the long and boring Fed2k song

We are Fed2k! We are!

We have our own little flamewars,

Our own little members

And they all make it

[Dante]

What, nobody else?

C'mon, this is fun!

Although I don't know many hymns...

[Tako]

I made this free after psalm 23 (yea, as i walked through the shadow....

The Gobalopper is my shepherd;

I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green

pastures: he leadeth me beside the still forums.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of FED2K

for his name's sake. 

Yea, though I walk through the valley

of the shadow of death,

I will fear no Mahdi: for Gobalopper art with me;

His rod and staff they comfort me.

He preparest a table before me in the presence

of mine enemies:

thou anointest my head with oil;

my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my Forum life:

and I will dwell in the house of the Fed2k for ever.

AMEN  ::)

[Tako]

and for the record I'm not al that religius, just rememberd this one somehow....

[bryorama]

I'm with Mahdi & Inoc on this one.

*cough* suck-ups *cough*

Er, must be getting a cold.

Freaky.

[Digital Guerrilla]

You guys have too much time on your internet packages.  :P

[Tako]

c'mon this is fun, wy the way, my internet is free of charge ;D ;D ;D ::)

[lowzeewee]

To Gob be the glory

To Gob be the glory "great" things he hath done,

For Mahdi's sake he had to pose as some crap,

Who yieled the power and remove what he saw,

And started the banning and PPD shit,

praise the Gob,

praise the mods,

for we fear we get banned,

praise the Gob,

Praise the mods,

for we fear we can't post,

O come to the member through the IM system,

the ban has been served and it will never be gone,

O faster the loading,the new net server,

To every worshipper the promise of posts[i mean positions]

the vilest debater will get out of here

that moment we won't forget,the banning of Nav!

[Atomic Mitten]

Where is a bucket ? I feel sick ! blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Tako]

c'mon its fun let me see if I can think of another one.....  :P