Most Embarrasing Moments/Stupid Things You've Done

[GhostHunter]

Well, list some stupid things you've done over time and some of your most embarrasing moments..

One stupid thing I did the other night after coming home at 3:30 and sneaking in was forget to put my headphones into my stereo and played my music full blast on track one of Offspring, Ignition...And uh the first line goes..

"Ah, f*ck,f*ck,f*ck....f*cccccccckk"

Now your turn..

[Vanguard3000]

Once, I was really horny, so I started humping a cherry pie, and then my dad came in and caught me.

...Oh wait, that wasn't me. That was from the movie American Pie. I remember now.

...The pie I got caught humping was blueberry. ;) ;)

The Andorian Mentat says:

Dude, that joke was in poor taste. Never EVER make fun of anything blue.

[Navaros]

i don't do stupid things

losers do stupid things. that is why they lose. just like in Emperor. do something stupid with your time, and i'm gonna mutilate you in 100% of any games you do something stupid in. because i will never do something stupid

[Acriku]

One time at school I was in this retention pond and I was running downhill and my pants fell down and I went tumbling with my boxers flapping in the wind and dirt down the hill... The people laughing only quickened my haste to pull up my pants :P

[SurlyPIG]

Ran into the goalpost in a football (western football, not the ol' footie) game in front of a crowd bigger than any I'd ever seen attend a high school game. I play wide reciever had an awesome break and a great QB tossin to me, but he over threw and I had to book it down the field even though I could have spared a lot of room. Reached out with both hands and barely caught the ball. I'd been lookin at it the whole time, and I watched the ball all the way into my hands, and when I looked up, POW! Ran straight into the un-padded goal post. Man, the ding from the post was so loud it could have been a gunshot to me. My helmet hit first then the rest of me just kind of folded around the post before I fell backwards. I can't stress enough how fast I was going...It was almost miraculous that I made the catch. I was running faster than I ever ran in track. I was running faster than OJ at a crime scene. The embarrassing part was that it was shown on the local news in both the daily sports recap and the weekly highlights. And I doubt they stuck it on the reel for the catch.

The next worst one would have to be a basketball game where I was burning down the court on a break and some guy tried to block me from above, doing nothing but slapping me in the head, sending me to the line to shoot the freebie and somehow he managed to pull my shorts down. If I hadn't made the basket it probably would have been a flagrant for the slap or a technical for the pantsing :D

[nampigai]

i don't do stupid things

losers do stupid things. that is why they lose. just like in Emperor. do something stupid with your time, and i'm gonna mutilate you in 100% of any games you do something stupid in. because i will never do something stupid

you just made one...

I was once driving to our neighbour city with some friends and my brothers. The day before we had been out so we were still dizzy. Anywho we came to a trafficlight but before we reached it we saw some nice looking girls and all waved to them, then when I looked ahead again I realised that the car infront of me wasn't moving so I hit the brakes wich offcourse blocked so I had to swing right. The girls were laughing and so were we. Luckely the car didn't get a scratch and no bicycles was comming from behind, otherwise there would have been nothing to laugh about.

[Caid Ivik]

Well, unsuccesful contact with Lucia made me some bad feeling...embarassment?

[exatreide]

dating a best friend...

[bryorama]

I was playing soccer or footie to some of you and i slipped aand fell in mud!

[Terror]

this morning:

i was in bed and had to get up (already was 15 min. late) I swing my legs over the boarder of the bed and want to stand up.. but what was wrong? There was no blood in my left leg!!!. I stood up but only my right leg followed command so i stood only on right leg, fell to the left against the wall, with my hand against a painting, the class was broken, my hand was screwed up and i was full of pain. My mother comes running in the room asking if there was a burglar.

2nd.

At school i started making jokes of our school's head and after like 10 min. they became a little intimate. Suddenly i see my friends looking another way and pointing and i look behind me. I don't think i have to tell anyone who stood right behind me... damn that. Well i wasn't punished or anything, but it was embarassing.

[Timenn]

Mine is replying to this topic.

[GhostHunter]

Wow, that hurt... ;D

[ExSPlug]

Not taking a goddamned chance when I should have... :'(

and

I think this happened about...4 years before. I was waiting for the lift, and was strolling around. I was walking with my steps dragged on the floor then doing a kick every step. Then all of a sudden...I fell. I fell like when you've stepped onto a banana skin, which means landing flat on the floor. The worst is the @##@ kid next door is there to witness the whole scene...

[Inoculator9]

Telling people about my cists... :D

Hmmm... it would have to be the occassion that... I was camping with some family at Huntington Beach (if you don't know where that is then you'll have to live with the simple knowledge that it's a beach and nothing else about it :P) and I was going to restrooms, and upon completing my straightforward business I went in the wrong direction and yelled when's breakfast to complete strangers :P

[Danuary]

I was at a beach with friends and I yelled "hey, hello when are we going" to like complete strangers like 5 times then I realized that they were strangers because I had my glasses off and they were laughing, the worst part was my friends witnessed the whole thing >:(

[Inoculator9]

I can only imagine the shame!

[Razorox]

Yah I hate when that happens. You start saying something to a friend or family member or something, and then you notice out of the corner of your eye it is actually a complete stranger...of course by that time you've already said something really embarassing... hate when that happens! :-[

[Razorox]

Or another one is when you're walking in a store or a mall or something and someone is walking right at you from the opposite direction. You step to the right; so do they. You step to the left; so do they. You go back to the right; so do they. You stay right, hoping they will go left; so do they. Finally you just

A.) Eventually guess opposite directions and get passed eachother. (Best case scenario)

A.) Stop moving and the person will go around you or visa versa. (Usually you have to say after you or something)

B.) The person pushes you aside with their arm like you are some kind of grocery cart in the middle of the aisle... this is when you could tell the guy to step aside and give him a right hook, but instead you suck it up an take the shame. :-

[Danuary]

that can get really annoying

[bryorama]

One time I was in one of those cheesy glass mirror houses and I saying I could get through it easily and I started running and nailed my self on a mirror. Another time is when I ran into a sliding glass door. Haha

[Danuary]

LOL, the trick with those things is to follow the footsteps, never been in one tho :P

[SurlyPIG]

One time I was in one of those cheesy glass mirror houses and I saying I could get through it easily and I started running and nailed my self on a mirror. Another time is when I ran into a sliding glass door. Haha

Ooh that reminds me...

I was sitting in my living room reading when I hear this pained scream from one of the neighbour's kids. I jump up and run straight outside onto the deck, running right THROUGH the shut screen door. Funnily enough, I kept running without consciously realising, pulled a crazy, spiderman-style deck to chair to railing jump off the deck railing, over the fence, into the neighbour's yard and did what was supposed to be a smooth rolling landing but ended up being a souvere faceplant that was anything but smooth. I got off easy though, the poor kid broke his forearm.

[bryorama]

Haha, me and ace, the crazy kill your self people lol...

[Duncan_ghola]

whats annoying is when someone you sortof know waves at you and you wave back but they actualy waved at someone behind you, even worse when someone yells in your direction and you yell back but they werent talking to you.