Davidu Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 After drinking 2-3 Sprites Davidu is now fully awake and he can now enjoy the pizza and the mouvie, and the Police's way of bullying people around, thanx to Lowzeewee. His precious comments convinced the police that this was a fascist meeting. Therefore they tried to arrest everyone. The first sadistic fascist they layed hands on was Edric0. Hey, wait, he's a communist!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 ??? Talking to Sandwraith "You'll drink out of dirty shot glasses like the rest of these mongrels." narrowing my eyes "And you will like it." Fixes the Irish Car Bomb then walks away to the bathroom with a bottle of rice wine in hand. Yells into the toilet "Hahaha Ordos45 you flushed yourself again huh well this time I have a little surprise for you. I switched the sewage system say Hello to Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi for me" tosses bottle of rice wine into toilet and flushes toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timenn Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 *Timenn enters*Did someone see my anvil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoudam72 Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 No there are no women at this party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 "Hello are you Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi?""Yes...""Quondam says hello...do you have a bathroom?""..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 *Timenn enters*Did someone see my anvil?"It's somewhere close to Earth's smashed car :P.I don't know if Earth has disposed of it yet, though."*A policeman grabs Cyborg's shoulder.*"Don't touch me, please, I have done nothing. Lowzeewee is the only fascist scum in this house at the moment. Go get him if you want.And, by the way, do you have a good dvd with you? I forgot my films at home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exatreide Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 * ex exhales and passes it back to checo*"Thats some good shit checo." Ex says watching the chaos above.Checo replies with. "Burp qauck qauck gobble gobble qack bitch burp.""Thats right checo thats right.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 *Sneakily switches DVD to "Resident Evil" in the hope of terrifying drunks.*Hmmm... I wonder if that toilet-transport has been patented?*Starts to weave net to catch Gob in, thus furthering hostile takover plans that all members of FED2K possess* Anyone got a needle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 "Man, if Gob sees this, he'll kill us all!"Davidu grabs a broom and starts sweeping. Unfortunately he sweeps some drunk members out of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 *Crawls back inside and clobbers Davidu with the broom*"Idiot! You broke my proto-net!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Ups! Sorry, good you came to fix it. Just in time. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 ???*Puts Davidu in net and attaches it to newly-repaired ceiling.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Help help, I fell like a prey in a spider's cocoon. Are there any spiders here in the Fed2k?*Davidu struggles to get out of the net, thus damaging the new ceiling.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 "Spiders be damned, Nyar's going to kill you!"*Puts big spider on top of net. Spider starts to spin web around Davidu* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!Help! Help He mkdf;jrpu47047(*************Davidu is fully covered in spider web*"I hope someone will save me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 *Hides Davidu behind large painting of a ceiling.*Don't look at me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 mumble, mumble, mumble... (can't scream) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 "Nyar will be furious at you undoing his repair of the roof."*Stares at Davidu*"Nyar!NYAR!Yeah, you. Come here and fix the roof once again....No, it was Davidu this time. He's in no state to defend himself, so you may punish him as you see fit.And, by the way, thanks for repairing the roof."*Jumping into the couch in the hope of catching the last half of whatever film running* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidu Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 mumble mumble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 "Stop mumbling. You're ruining the movie."I'll release you from the web as soon as Nyar has 'told' you not to ruin his great work again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 "Thanks for the bathroom use and plane ticket Prime Minister!"*boards a plane for a nonstop flight to Edmonton* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 I really hope it was specified that the plane has wings... You know how tricky politicians are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ordos45 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 *glances out and make sure there are wings on the plane as it lifts off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard3000 Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Stop it! All of you! You all make me sick! You hear me? Sick!You've been partying for this long and no one has set anything on fire yet??? For shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Sorry Vanguard... :-[*Sets light to highly flammable spider-web surrounding Davidu*Heh heh heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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