Your support to help Namp overcome his weight problem

[Mahdi]

Namp has recently confided in me that he is finally going to do something about his weight problem. It seems he's fianlly got tired of being called such names as Fatty McFat and haveing people say he's "Fatter than the speed of light" so I think we should all give him our support.

[Gobalopper]

We could freeze him! I heard that the speed of light gets slower at extremely low temperatures so technically he would be less fat right?

[Mahdi]

That's a good suggestion. Anyone else have any ideas?

[nampigai]

thanks for all the support I do really apriciate it. And Mahdi I promis I'll help you with your problems too ;)

http://mahdi.wasarrested.com/S-Ontario/Ottawa/sheep

Why didn't you tell us Mahdi, we are here for you.

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[Mahdi]

Well, my name was supposed to be baaaahdi, but you guys know my typing....

[nampigai]

yes and that's exactly why I have left a message for Nema, he'll take you under his wings and teach you.

[Anathema]

Mahdi, you get the liposuction machine while I get the rifle with elephant tranquilizer darts to "calm" him.

[lost_child]

As was also fat I have suggestion to help solve your problem. You should take up a Sport like football, Rugby, or soccer. These things all helped me overcome my weight problem. Now im half as big as I used too be

[nampigai]

;) I love you too mahdi

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[nemafakei]

Knowledge is power. Power is another way of saying energy. E=mc

[Acriku]

You must do it at the speed of light though...

[Mahdi]

I think namps gone the otehr way and traded knowledge for mass. He must have been a freakin genious....

[nampigai]

thanks for all the sweet replies I really apriciate it. I've been banging my head into the wall for about an hour now, that must be enough for tonight.

[Dunenewt]

Knowledge is power. Power is another way of saying energy. E=mc

[Cyborg]

Doing that in the speed of light may cause some unwanted neckpains.

You may catch a whiplash(sp?).

Other methods of removing energy is: Exercise, fat sucking and balanced meals(not those jo-jo diets). :)

[nampigai]

ok, tomorrow I'll do something really sporty then, like going to watch a ball game.

[Cyborg]

You can always play the game instead of watching it.

There are differences between those two exercises...

I would suggest you to take a half an hour walk each day aswell as try to eat less junk food.

In that way, you may loose weight at a comfortable "price".

[nampigai]

does that means no more breakkies,lunch and late meals at McD ? and Walk!! come on.... ok I'll walk to the stadium

[DjCiD]

I walk all the time... it's usually to the fridge or cupboard ;D

I just hope no gravitationally disadvantaged individuals come along and are offended by this thread....

*trys to run and cry but cant get his fat ass out of the seat*

[nampigai]

gravity has got a hold of Mahdi, it's sad to see such lovely tits turning into two nylon socks with a rasin in the end :-

[nemafakei]

I eat rather large amounts (admittedly not junk food) - yet I am skeletally thin. It's annoying - and cold.

[Dunenewt]

I eat rather large amounts (admittedly not junk food) - yet I am skeletally thin. It's annoying - and cold.

Same here

[Egeides]

I propose we put Mahdi, a sheep and NaMp in the same room for a few days. The sheep will run and Mahdi will run after it while NaMp will run for Mahdi ;D

[thomas]

LOL

[slaphapy]

lol

gravitationally disadvantaged

I propose we put Mahdi, a sheep and NaMp in the same room for a few days. The sheep will run and Mahdi will run after it while NaMp will run for Mahdi ;D

I think namps gone the otehr way and traded knowledge for mass. He must have been a freakin genious....

ok, tomorrow I'll do something really sporty then, like going to watch a ball game.

I have to say these are some of the funniest things i have read in a really long time lol..